Butterfly Burrito

hey there random Internetter! Call me Prof/Professor! I am a ball of happy energy, rainbows, sunshine and nerd garbage. I am 32, Pagan/Poly/Pan. Wanna know how often this changes? Like all the time. Why? Because I'm a blithering idiot and still haven't figured myself out.

[killerbananas]

Hearts are wild creatures. That is why our ribs are cages.

- Morticia Addams

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This is just your casual reminder that Ikvd my boyfriend

And my husband.

They're such good men I have been blessed

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Also

What's up fuckers I bought a house

I am a home owner and i have THREE whole pets

2 dogs and a cat 😻

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I do not have the words to describe the beauty of watching my boyfriend heal from his trauma

It's only been half a decade my darling and look how far you have come ❤️

[tamamita]

Dude has to stand on a rock to be as tall as Tien and Goku.

[the-nerd-beast]

[tamamita]

Dude has to stand on a rock to be as tall as Tien and Goku.

[the-nerd-beast]

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And like halfway sorry all I ever rly come here to do is vent?

Actually no I'm not that sorry Tumblr no longer has good porn so the only use i see is just venting out thoughts I can't vent out elsewhere

So I mean if anyone unfollow I won't be mad. I'm just here to complain

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On that note how do we tell a bitch they hurt you and you're still angry with them?

Cause there's a bitch in still mad at. Idgaf if it's almost been a year.

I'm still mad.

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Probably tmi for a lot of you BUT I don't have many places to vent these feelings

But Omfg ya'll

How

How

How do u explain to your ldr bf how badly you want to so the sex with them? But like in a lady like way?

We have been together for two years

We were supposed to meet in March of 2020 but rona fucked all our plans up

And now I'm just sitting here. Waiting. With this mega huge desire to FUCK THIS MAN OMFG it's rly bad

I feel like a hormonal teenager at this point and there's nothing I can do about it.

And no over the phone shit ain't gonna sate this. I need person to person

Skin to skin contact

Lawd help me 😣

[sardonic-but-not-unkind]

after seeing the trailer this was all i could think of

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Side note

My ex can still go fuck himself

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I've been with my boyfriend for two years

And I rly can't believe it. He's been the most amazing boyfriend. So kind, caring and loving.

I wish I woild have known dating an Irishman would be this wonderful. I would have started sooner 🥰

[evisen]

master chaos

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

milk & mocha

[notkatniss]

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Man I'm sorry I just come on here to be a depressed bitch

But man am I a depressed bitch

And logically I know it's the pandemic taking its toll on my mental health.

Cause it is. 100% it is

I just wish the lizard depressed brain would realize it's gonna stop at some point

But then anxious brain comes in and starts their shit

I hate being a highly logical person with a fucked up brain.

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Lol I can't even begin to tell ya'll how fucking depressed I am in 2020

This fucking sucks and I hate all of it

And that's all I have to say for my like

Once in a blue moon post

Also my boyfriend and my husband are amazing and I love them.