Bringer of Light; God of Life and Death

@ark-ay

You may forget me each and every day of your life; but come the first minute of your death, your memory will be jogged :)

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The Rkhet Help Desk is Open for Business!!

Did you die? (oh no!)

Was it complete bullshit? (gasp!)

Do you need to speak to someone in charge? (of death itself???)

Submit an inquiry to the Rkhet Help Desk now!

What is the Rkhet Help Desk?

The Rkhet Help Desk is a service created by Arkay, the God of Life and Death, to oversee complaints and disputes from departed mortal souls surrounding the circumstances of their death, the afterlife they were allotted, and other such post-mortum issues that can no longer be resolved for you by the Imperial Bureaucracy in Cyrodiil.

It works like this:

Tell us the circumstances of your death, your reason for submitting an inquiry, and justifications for any adjustments to your soul's future. (OOC: Send stupid death stories into my ask box (real, in a video game, or completely fictitious))

If we believe your case is significant, we will advance your inquiry to the public forum where your case will be deliberated. From there, a decision will be made and a verdict delivered. (OOC: If I think it's funny or that I can riff off it, I will write a silly reply)

It's as simple as that!

Submit your inquiry to the Rkhet Help Desk today!

(OOC: please send me funny death stories for the bit <3)

#rkhet help desk #tesblr #elder scrolls #skyrim #tes v skyrim #arkay #oblivion #morrowind #silly stories #send asks #please <3 #tes rp

So apparently on Earth it's "Pride Month". I think we should do that here too.

For the rest of this month, I am Argay. Colours included. Do not call me Arkay, or Argay, only Argay is acceptable.

#tes rp #arkay #argay

...Did it work at least? Are they dead?

Person who died in the house fire the started, because there were cockroaches, of @miscellaneous-people-of-tes

They? As in, the roaches? Yes, they died in that fire. Like you did.

#tes rp #arkay #ark and ay

kruziikrel-relonikiv

Please stop tagging every single post with "tes rp". you all are making it genuinely impossible for rp blogs who do paragraph rp to find new promos and blogs. it's making the tag unusable.

OOC:

No and here's why:

We've already had The Tag Discussion as a community ( -> COMMUNITY <-) multiple times: before the community existed (exhibit 1), once in the community (exhibit 2), once again in the community (exhibit 3). Unlike other blogs (exhibit not meant as harassment, but as a screenshot in time), we are using the tags correctly.

How to easily block us out if we're bothering you? Block the tag "rp tesblr", we're essentially the only community using it. Problem mostly solved! It is one of the few features that actually work on this hellsite, so please use it.

If you have troubles with our roleplayers, TAKE IT TO THE COMMUNITY to talk this out like adults, not as anons to singular blogs. The smaller ones as well, incidentally! :)))))

Uterior COMMUNITY link just because!

babe wake up we're doing this fiasco again

#“its making us hard to find promos” are you having a bubble anon #god forbid tes rp blogs use a tag for tes rp dav tu bule #ooc #tes rp #rp tesblr #tagging

kruziikrel-relonikiv

Hear me out. Arkay x Peryite.

😑😑😑...Because I overheard they've been throwing lemons IG?? 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

🤔🤔🤔 Kinda see it tho??? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Natural order and disease are part of Joor life and death OFC👶💀 AND they're both NERDS 🤓🤓 so ✨MAYBE! 💁‍♀️✨

@peryitetheprinceofpestilence are you seeing this shit

peryitetheprinceofpestilence

I hang out with you and suddenly we're in love. I only love making people sick and my pets <3 And of course the handful of un siblings that actually knowledge me. Except Malacath. Fuck him. He always gives me paperwork to do.

I can't complain too much, since I initially wasn't "shipped" with anyone and complained about it. Still, funny that this comes immediately after we hang out for the first time in... possibly ever.

Nothing personal, but I've only ever loved one person and they're... not around anymore. Doubt I've got it in me to do all that again.

#tes rp #rp tesblr #arkay

kruziikrel-relonikiv

Hear me out. Arkay x Peryite.

😑😑😑...Because I overheard they've been throwing lemons IG?? 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

🤔🤔🤔 Kinda see it tho??? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Natural order and disease are part of Joor life and death OFC👶💀 AND they're both NERDS 🤓🤓 so ✨MAYBE! 💁‍♀️✨

@peryitetheprinceofpestilence are you seeing this shit

#tes rp #rp tesblr #arkay

worldeaterofficial

I have an excess of frozen pizzas. I know they aren't universes, but would you like to have a snack?

[ @ark-ay ]

I have never had pizza. I would like to try it.

Come over in a few hours. I will have many of them hot and ready. We can also have tea!

I wanted to thank you for throwing lemons at that asshole from earlier. I truly do appreciate it.

@peryitetheprinceofpestilence

Throwing objects at people is one of my favourite pastimes! Sometimes I throw nice tea leaves at my followers, but don't tell them that's me >:3

peryitetheprinceofpestilence

I wouldn't tell them. We shoukd throw things at people more often.

I do have some ideas...

Like, for example, a non-fatal but just really really annoying cold that only becomes symptomatic right before the infected have to do something really important. I don't want to increase my caseload, I just want to annoy the fuck out of some people.

I wanted to thank you for throwing lemons at that asshole from earlier. I truly do appreciate it.

@peryitetheprinceofpestilence

Throwing objects at people is one of my favourite pastimes! Sometimes I throw nice tea leaves at my followers, but don't tell them that's me >:3

What's the Divine equivalent of a cigarette I think I need one.

peryitetheprinceofpestilence

Are there any Aussie grocery stores of note, Perrypops? Also I'm hurtling towards Uluru like a meteorite so be ready for that.

[ @ark-ay ]

Woolworths and IGA seem very popular around here

Woolworths? But I already know the price of wool. Why would I need to go to a store about that?

peryitetheprinceofpestilence

It's some kind of super department grocery store. I'm banned from there after I threw lemons at a guy who was telling me Chompers wasn't allowed.

I will throw lemons at the same guy. Point them out.

peryitetheprinceofpestilence

Balding with bad teeth and bad breath. You won't miss him. General manager or something.

[The distant splat of lemons can be heard, then several profanities exclaimed by their victim.]

It's a shame, those were some good lemons.

Love you, bestie <3

@princeofmadnessandotherthings

Love you too, bestie <3

princeofmadnessandotherthings

I need your opinion, bestie.

I'm... mostly in one piece (as long as you don't count My two mortal aspects running around) but I've been thinking of splitting into My manic and demented selves again. Should I do so? Or should I just stay as I am?

I think you should do it. Maybe do it like I do where you just split and re-merge at will. It's fun.

Love you, bestie <3

@princeofmadnessandotherthings

Love you too, bestie <3

Hey, Arkay. I heard that fight with Mara. You doing alright?

— @stendarr-the-steadfast

Oh I'm just peachy. Mara just acknowledged how forgotten I feel, and then demonstrated the exact ignorance that makes me feel that way in the same breath.

Does everybody forget that I am - at all times - keeping the cycle of life and death going? No matter how many necromancers there are spitting in my face, I still keep it going.

But apparently because I don't directly deal with an undead horde (which is the job of my priests, for which I grant them special blessings!!!) I'm never taking my work seriously.

Anyway, just peachy. Want a frozen Aldi pizza? Hot dog stuffed crust!

stendarr-the-steadfast

... Sure, I'll try it. As for the necromancers, I can get my Vigilants to do something useful for once and start dealing with them and the undead hordes. And as for Mara, however much she might mean well, I think she forgets that she's a sister, not a mother. If she's so stressed about everyone else's business, she should stop getting into it, and stop allowing others to bring her into it.

Either way... If you'd like, I could spend some time with you for a while, if that'll help you relax. Isolation tends to be harsh.

It'll be nice to have the company, but...

We're never alone.

Not anymore.

Mara ragged on me for doing the whole mitosis thing, once upon a time. Back then, it really was just a silly little thing I did because I felt like it. Now, though? I think it's the only way I can cope; When Ark and Ay are separate, they always have someone who understands just how all consuming our sphere is of our very beings. And, together, I still know that they exist.

I suppose I understand somewhat why she stresses out about my shenanigans. She's not entirely wrong that most of the things I directly do are silly and whimsical, but she's misunderstanding just how much goes on in the background. As one of us, I thought she'd know implicitly.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Well, technically you're not alone, but this is like a much more advanced version of talking to yourself. I should have offered up my time before, but alas, I got caught up in my own drama. I did not forget you, I promise.

If you'd like, I can also bring up to Mara that she needs to learn the difference between being caring and being overwhelming. I think that her time trying to manage Talos'... less than stellar mental health has made her more inclined towards thinking that means she needs to be the one to fix everything, even if said thing doesn't need fixing.

I think, before being psychoanalysed, she needs to be given an opportunity to really relax. A divine spa day of sorts. I'd offer up the gardens of RKHET, but I don't know if she'd accept that offer now.

stendarr-the-steadfast

She'll probably be fine relaxing with the others. I didn't intend to go to her now, anyway. You mentioned pizza?

Oh yeah! I went on a tour of Earth's various grocery stores, and in Aldi I found these frozen pizzas that have hot dog stuffed crust. I have no idea what a hot dog is, but I have confirmed that it's not actual canine meat.

Apparently, you can just cook these in an oven for 20 minutes and then they're good to go. Icing foodstuffs isn't a foreign concept to us, but an entire pizza? Wow, those Earth people have it good.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Sounds... Interesting, but I won't bash it until I try it.

I bought an insane amount of them. Already gave most of them out to the RKHETceptionists, and they seem to be a smash hit so far. In fact, I might have to get more next week.

That, or we figure out how to make them here...

stendarr-the-steadfast

Can't be too hard. Surely there are recipes for such things on earth.

I'll have to break into Aldi's head office then. Not now, though.

Hey, Arkay. I heard that fight with Mara. You doing alright?

— @stendarr-the-steadfast

Oh I'm just peachy. Mara just acknowledged how forgotten I feel, and then demonstrated the exact ignorance that makes me feel that way in the same breath.

Does everybody forget that I am - at all times - keeping the cycle of life and death going? No matter how many necromancers there are spitting in my face, I still keep it going.

But apparently because I don't directly deal with an undead horde (which is the job of my priests, for which I grant them special blessings!!!) I'm never taking my work seriously.

Anyway, just peachy. Want a frozen Aldi pizza? Hot dog stuffed crust!

stendarr-the-steadfast

... Sure, I'll try it. As for the necromancers, I can get my Vigilants to do something useful for once and start dealing with them and the undead hordes. And as for Mara, however much she might mean well, I think she forgets that she's a sister, not a mother. If she's so stressed about everyone else's business, she should stop getting into it, and stop allowing others to bring her into it.

Either way... If you'd like, I could spend some time with you for a while, if that'll help you relax. Isolation tends to be harsh.

It'll be nice to have the company, but...

We're never alone.

Not anymore.

Mara ragged on me for doing the whole mitosis thing, once upon a time. Back then, it really was just a silly little thing I did because I felt like it. Now, though? I think it's the only way I can cope; When Ark and Ay are separate, they always have someone who understands just how all consuming our sphere is of our very beings. And, together, I still know that they exist.

I suppose I understand somewhat why she stresses out about my shenanigans. She's not entirely wrong that most of the things I directly do are silly and whimsical, but she's misunderstanding just how much goes on in the background. As one of us, I thought she'd know implicitly.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Well, technically you're not alone, but this is like a much more advanced version of talking to yourself. I should have offered up my time before, but alas, I got caught up in my own drama. I did not forget you, I promise.

If you'd like, I can also bring up to Mara that she needs to learn the difference between being caring and being overwhelming. I think that her time trying to manage Talos'... less than stellar mental health has made her more inclined towards thinking that means she needs to be the one to fix everything, even if said thing doesn't need fixing.

I think, before being psychoanalysed, she needs to be given an opportunity to really relax. A divine spa day of sorts. I'd offer up the gardens of RKHET, but I don't know if she'd accept that offer now.

stendarr-the-steadfast

She'll probably be fine relaxing with the others. I didn't intend to go to her now, anyway. You mentioned pizza?

Oh yeah! I went on a tour of Earth's various grocery stores, and in Aldi I found these frozen pizzas that have hot dog stuffed crust. I have no idea what a hot dog is, but I have confirmed that it's not actual canine meat.

Apparently, you can just cook these in an oven for 20 minutes and then they're good to go. Icing foodstuffs isn't a foreign concept to us, but an entire pizza? Wow, those Earth people have it good.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Sounds... Interesting, but I won't bash it until I try it.

I bought an insane amount of them. Already gave most of them out to the RKHETceptionists, and they seem to be a smash hit so far. In fact, I might have to get more next week.

That, or we figure out how to make them here...

Hey, Arkay. I heard that fight with Mara. You doing alright?

— @stendarr-the-steadfast

Oh I'm just peachy. Mara just acknowledged how forgotten I feel, and then demonstrated the exact ignorance that makes me feel that way in the same breath.

Does everybody forget that I am - at all times - keeping the cycle of life and death going? No matter how many necromancers there are spitting in my face, I still keep it going.

But apparently because I don't directly deal with an undead horde (which is the job of my priests, for which I grant them special blessings!!!) I'm never taking my work seriously.

Anyway, just peachy. Want a frozen Aldi pizza? Hot dog stuffed crust!

stendarr-the-steadfast

... Sure, I'll try it. As for the necromancers, I can get my Vigilants to do something useful for once and start dealing with them and the undead hordes. And as for Mara, however much she might mean well, I think she forgets that she's a sister, not a mother. If she's so stressed about everyone else's business, she should stop getting into it, and stop allowing others to bring her into it.

Either way... If you'd like, I could spend some time with you for a while, if that'll help you relax. Isolation tends to be harsh.

It'll be nice to have the company, but...

We're never alone.

Not anymore.

Mara ragged on me for doing the whole mitosis thing, once upon a time. Back then, it really was just a silly little thing I did because I felt like it. Now, though? I think it's the only way I can cope; When Ark and Ay are separate, they always have someone who understands just how all consuming our sphere is of our very beings. And, together, I still know that they exist.

I suppose I understand somewhat why she stresses out about my shenanigans. She's not entirely wrong that most of the things I directly do are silly and whimsical, but she's misunderstanding just how much goes on in the background. As one of us, I thought she'd know implicitly.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Well, technically you're not alone, but this is like a much more advanced version of talking to yourself. I should have offered up my time before, but alas, I got caught up in my own drama. I did not forget you, I promise.

If you'd like, I can also bring up to Mara that she needs to learn the difference between being caring and being overwhelming. I think that her time trying to manage Talos'... less than stellar mental health has made her more inclined towards thinking that means she needs to be the one to fix everything, even if said thing doesn't need fixing.

I think, before being psychoanalysed, she needs to be given an opportunity to really relax. A divine spa day of sorts. I'd offer up the gardens of RKHET, but I don't know if she'd accept that offer now.

stendarr-the-steadfast

She'll probably be fine relaxing with the others. I didn't intend to go to her now, anyway. You mentioned pizza?

Oh yeah! I went on a tour of Earth's various grocery stores, and in Aldi I found these frozen pizzas that have hot dog stuffed crust. I have no idea what a hot dog is, but I have confirmed that it's not actual canine meat.

Apparently, you can just cook these in an oven for 20 minutes and then they're good to go. Icing foodstuffs isn't a foreign concept to us, but an entire pizza? Wow, those Earth people have it good.

Hey, Arkay. I heard that fight with Mara. You doing alright?

— @stendarr-the-steadfast

Oh I'm just peachy. Mara just acknowledged how forgotten I feel, and then demonstrated the exact ignorance that makes me feel that way in the same breath.

Does everybody forget that I am - at all times - keeping the cycle of life and death going? No matter how many necromancers there are spitting in my face, I still keep it going.

But apparently because I don't directly deal with an undead horde (which is the job of my priests, for which I grant them special blessings!!!) I'm never taking my work seriously.

Anyway, just peachy. Want a frozen Aldi pizza? Hot dog stuffed crust!

stendarr-the-steadfast

... Sure, I'll try it. As for the necromancers, I can get my Vigilants to do something useful for once and start dealing with them and the undead hordes. And as for Mara, however much she might mean well, I think she forgets that she's a sister, not a mother. If she's so stressed about everyone else's business, she should stop getting into it, and stop allowing others to bring her into it.

Either way... If you'd like, I could spend some time with you for a while, if that'll help you relax. Isolation tends to be harsh.

It'll be nice to have the company, but...

We're never alone.

Not anymore.

Mara ragged on me for doing the whole mitosis thing, once upon a time. Back then, it really was just a silly little thing I did because I felt like it. Now, though? I think it's the only way I can cope; When Ark and Ay are separate, they always have someone who understands just how all consuming our sphere is of our very beings. And, together, I still know that they exist.

I suppose I understand somewhat why she stresses out about my shenanigans. She's not entirely wrong that most of the things I directly do are silly and whimsical, but she's misunderstanding just how much goes on in the background. As one of us, I thought she'd know implicitly.

stendarr-the-steadfast

Well, technically you're not alone, but this is like a much more advanced version of talking to yourself. I should have offered up my time before, but alas, I got caught up in my own drama. I did not forget you, I promise.

If you'd like, I can also bring up to Mara that she needs to learn the difference between being caring and being overwhelming. I think that her time trying to manage Talos'... less than stellar mental health has made her more inclined towards thinking that means she needs to be the one to fix everything, even if said thing doesn't need fixing.

I think, before being psychoanalysed, she needs to be given an opportunity to really relax. A divine spa day of sorts. I'd offer up the gardens of RKHET, but I don't know if she'd accept that offer now.

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