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Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

I am not mad. There was a thought that struck me but now... you did this to Eivine.

Who, Me? Nooooo. Not so. I'm completely innocent! Other than spinning the wheel. That's My bad.

Sheogorath, I am not mad. Just... disappointed. For your own sake right now, tell exactly where Eivine is located.

Out of curiosity... what will You do if I do not tell You?

I do not know. This is... a new feeling for me. To begin with, I will not tell the entertaining thought I had for the puppet. Secondly, like I said, this is new to me, it's difficult to say what I will do.

Aww. Wormy loves Her Champion <3 How adorable!

Normally, when I'm in a... sadistic mood like the one I am currently in... I would laugh in your face and say good luck with finding her.

However, I have a feeling You will be reunited soon. Morgan and Tsun have found Eivine. It's only a matter of time until she finds her way back to You! Just don't expect her to be very... talkative. :)

Then I know how I will find her. Thank you.

Not a problem :)

I'll tell you the idea... perhaps connect the puppet to who it resembles? Just a... suggestion. If you wish to mess with her.

displaced-priest-of-akatosh

[Sheogorath grins.]

I like that idea. Thank You.

(Martin hits his head against a shelf.)

OW!

...Looks like the height exchange is reversed.

(He sighs.)

I'll grab a new cassock.

[Charlie sighs.]

It was fun while it lasted... goodbye, high shelves.

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

I am not mad. There was a thought that struck me but now... you did this to Eivine.

Who, Me? Nooooo. Not so. I'm completely innocent! Other than spinning the wheel. That's My bad.

Sheogorath, I am not mad. Just... disappointed. For your own sake right now, tell exactly where Eivine is located.

Out of curiosity... what will You do if I do not tell You?

I do not know. This is... a new feeling for me. To begin with, I will not tell the entertaining thought I had for the puppet. Secondly, like I said, this is new to me, it's difficult to say what I will do.

Aww. Wormy loves Her Champion <3 How adorable!

Normally, when I'm in a... sadistic mood like the one I am currently in... I would laugh in your face and say good luck with finding her.

However, I have a feeling You will be reunited soon. Morgan and Tsun have found Eivine. It's only a matter of time until she finds her way back to You! Just don't expect her to be very... talkative. :)

Then I know how I will find her. Thank you.

Not a problem :)

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

I am not mad. There was a thought that struck me but now... you did this to Eivine.

Who, Me? Nooooo. Not so. I'm completely innocent! Other than spinning the wheel. That's My bad.

Sheogorath, I am not mad. Just... disappointed. For your own sake right now, tell exactly where Eivine is located.

Out of curiosity... what will You do if I do not tell You?

I do not know. This is... a new feeling for me. To begin with, I will not tell the entertaining thought I had for the puppet. Secondly, like I said, this is new to me, it's difficult to say what I will do.

Aww. Wormy loves Her Champion <3 How adorable!

Normally, when I'm in a... sadistic mood like the one I am currently in... I would laugh in your face and say good luck with finding her.

However, I have a feeling You will be reunited soon. Morgan and Tsun have found Eivine. It's only a matter of time until she finds her way back to You! Just don't expect her to be very... talkative. :)

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

I am not mad. There was a thought that struck me but now... you did this to Eivine.

Who, Me? Nooooo. Not so. I'm completely innocent! Other than spinning the wheel. That's My bad.

Sheogorath, I am not mad. Just... disappointed. For your own sake right now, tell exactly where Eivine is located.

Out of curiosity... what will You do if I do not tell You?

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

I am not mad. There was a thought that struck me but now... you did this to Eivine.

Who, Me? Nooooo. Not so. I'm completely innocent! Other than spinning the wheel. That's My bad.

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

I really don't want to talk to you right now, Sheo. No offense.

:(

... *Sigh*

As long as you're not going to make things worse, you can stay. And maybe don't tell Akatosh.

Yay! :D

[Sheogorath becomes Sheggorath the Skooma Cat. She curls up next to Alduin and purrs.]

This one is a therapy khajiit, now :3

... Hm. Didn't know you could do that.

(He hugs Skooma Cat. It seems to calm her down a bit. Her shoulders relax and he starts taking deeper breaths.)

Kogaan, Sheo.

You're welcome! Next time, this one will bonk you on the head :3

I've had enough bonks on the head for several lifetimes, thanks.

Hm. Then this one will bonk you on the... leg?

My left leg has already been beaten, so not that one. You can do the right one, I suppose.

Right leg, it is! :3

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

I really don't want to talk to you right now, Sheo. No offense.

:(

... *Sigh*

As long as you're not going to make things worse, you can stay. And maybe don't tell Akatosh.

Yay! :D

[Sheogorath becomes Sheggorath the Skooma Cat. She curls up next to Alduin and purrs.]

This one is a therapy khajiit, now :3

... Hm. Didn't know you could do that.

(He hugs Skooma Cat. It seems to calm her down a bit. Her shoulders relax and he starts taking deeper breaths.)

Kogaan, Sheo.

You're welcome! Next time, this one will bonk you on the head :3

I've had enough bonks on the head for several lifetimes, thanks.

Hm. Then this one will bonk you on the... leg?

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

I really don't want to talk to you right now, Sheo. No offense.

:(

... *Sigh*

As long as you're not going to make things worse, you can stay. And maybe don't tell Akatosh.

Yay! :D

[Sheogorath becomes Sheggorath the Skooma Cat. She curls up next to Alduin and purrs.]

This one is a therapy khajiit, now :3

... Hm. Didn't know you could do that.

(He hugs Skooma Cat. It seems to calm her down a bit. Her shoulders relax and he starts taking deeper breaths.)

Kogaan, Sheo.

You're welcome! Next time, this one will bonk you on the head :3

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

heyhoneyfox

Can I get a spin chat 🙏

SPIN THE WHEEL, HASKILL!!!

Hm....

You get epilepsy! :D

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

I really don't want to talk to you right now, Sheo. No offense.

:(

... *Sigh*

As long as you're not going to make things worse, you can stay. And maybe don't tell Akatosh.

Yay! :D

[Sheogorath becomes Sheggorath the Skooma Cat. She curls up next to Alduin and purrs.]

This one is a therapy khajiit, now :3

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

I really don't want to talk to you right now, Sheo. No offense.

:(

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

he-who-abstained

Aren't You supposed to meet Me for a session?

....hm

I think Jiggle Ass is too busy abusing His servants to do that, therefore I can't do the session, yet!

Did you know there was a therapist for gods/dragons?

(Most sad, pathetic, and hoarse voice ever)

Great. Why are you telling me this.

#(SHE'S NOT A THERAPIST)#(DO NOT MAKE HER YOUR THERAPIST. SHE WILL MAKE YOU WORSE.)

They're right! I'm a therapist! :D

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D

You can keep it.

Mora gives Sheogorath a puppet of Morgan. It looks eerily a lot like her.

[Sheogorath plays with it in the exact same way he had puppeted the real Morgan earlier.]

Thank You, Wormy! :>

You are welcome... hmm... never mind.

Oh, don't be mad, Wormy. You know Me! I'm just a silly little guy :3 And I definitely didn't cause Eivine's accident. Nope. And it definitely wasn't any aspect of Me. Nope. None at all. I've never interacted with the Dark Brotherhood ever in My entire life :>

Seeing as we can all agree disability pride month is basically just your month, i think you should go around giving people random disabilities just for the spirit of things.

That's a great idea! It's been too long since I've done that :3

HASKILL, DARLING! GET THE WHEEL OF DISABILITIES OUT! IT'S TIME FOR A FEW SPINS!!!

Right away, my Lord.

I forgot until now that I spun "mute" on Eivine lmao. Nobody tell Wormy.

YOU WHAT?

I was going to offer you this puppet of the Dragonborn I despise... actually, you can still have it. I do not wish to keep it.

Ooh, puppets! I love puppets! :D