Ark

Interesting, hot, and things that turn me on.

[rugbysexxxy]

Shorts Pulled

[athleticsupporter]

He was a social media influencer, way too cocky for his own good, filming his "Stud on the Street" segment. He approached a large, imposing man, asking him where a big guy like him could find some chicks. The man pointed off in the distance, and as the influencer looked away, he quickly moved behind him and yanked his shorts down to his ankles, exposing his cock to the horrified delight of the livestream audience. The "Stud on the Street" pantsing went viral almost instantly. His cock, it turned out, wasn't nearly as big as his ego, and the internet had a field day.

[arkendale]

Poor guy! He has such a great body, yet tiny 🥜

[keepthechesthair]

[arkendale]

The last time I lay down like this, a girl who hated me came by and stomped her big boot right down on my soft 🥜 and left me curled in a ball of pain, sobbing for the next half hour.

I wonder if she realizes that I think about that and her every time I lay down flat on my back even all these years later?

What can I say? I guess my 🥜 have a long memory.

[dopedropedgroped]

Kurt was at a mid week concert with his girlfriend. She said she wanted a drink, so he pushed his way through the crowd toward the bar. But we surrounded him and pushed him out the door and into our van.

[arkendale]

By the time the thugs were done with Kurt, his face would be drenched in his own tears and that lovely jeans bulge was flat and he would never be able to make love to his girl ever again, much less have children of his own.

[arstoq]

[arkendale]

A properly fitted climbing harness will make it abundantly clear to everyone that you're an adult male. After all, you have to make sure it's properly fitted or else the harness itself could crush or strangle your most vulnerable parts 😬

Of course, if your significant other is watching, they will absolutely enjoy the show 😁

[jobberzrus]

[jcklicqr]

Jobber about to learn he wont ever have kids.

[arkendale]

The heel specifically looked for jobbers who were straight and had girlfriends who loved to come see them in the ring. Why?

Because he loved hearing the combined scream when he crushed the jobber's fat 🥜 and the girlfriend cries out "Noooo!"

Ruining the fun times of two people was always better than just one.

[maturebeefformick]

[arkendale]

View my wife sees on the morning of our anniversary 😈

Trust me: that blue lycra won't stay there long.

[bulgecapture]

[arkendale]

This wall is a testament to protection: helmets to guard the men's minds, pads to protect their legs and shoulders, and of course cups to guard their manhood from the violence out on the ice.

[jon07]

[luvloads]

Yesss… He is cumming to fuck ME🤤

[arkendale]

The confident swagger that comes from knowing that you're about to have wonderful sex and you've got protection. Why? Because you're a mature virile man with fat 🥜 full of potent seed.

It's a very good moment to be a man.

[bootsonduty]

[arkendale]

His expression is asking "Seriously?"

Because he can easily slug you in your fat 🥜 that are oh-so-open because your right foot is using him as a footrest.

And he's a soldier like you. He won't hold back.

For now, though, you just wait and try to read his expression, blissfully unaware of how likely you're about to have your 🥜 lodged into your throat.

[spndxjcksblog]

[arkendale]

His wife snagged a clip of this interview and kept it on her phone for whenever he was playing an away game.

Just seeing her man got her motor running. And seeing that his equipment was always protected added fuel to her fire. And seeing him take it off after a tough match - seeing the empty cup that had just housed a guarded her man's family jewels - turned it into a blaze. Finally, when she saw her husband's soft parts relaxed and bulging there - just waiting for her hands to come along and bring it all to life - would send her over the edge.

And she would watch it on repeat until he came home.

[infinitelyhisgirl]

needy ~

∞

[arkendale]

Oh yes! This is the best kind of anticipation where you can just lay back and let her hands play.

Mmm...this is the kind of thing that makes me happy to be a man.

[bigdumbjock]

Big dumb rugby boys

[arkendale]

The man in the foreground was teased once about the diminutive bulge he had in his shorts. But everyone who knew him well knew why. He had fought a mugger who tried to assault him and his wife and in the melee had taken a bad hit down below. He fought through the excruciating pain and saved his wife. Unfortunately that strike took out one of his dynamic duo.

Now he has only one.

But he has a proud wife and three strong sons. He fought and won.

So, yeah, he has a smaller bulge. But now you know why he's more of a man, not less.

[gear-bulge]

[arkendale]

Definitely one of the positions where a cup is most essential: lacrosse goalie.

The medical journals are filled with instances of severe and even sterilizing injuries resulting from improper protection while men play lacrosse.

Protect your boys!

[thines85]

quick graze

[arkendale]

It's a real sign of respect how little time he spent in contact with the vulnerable compound. Just a quick reminder of "hey. I could really put your boys in pain, but I respect you as a man and as a worthy opponent, so I won't"

A long surreptitious squeeze, on the other hand, is the worst pain and insult from another wrestler. That says they think you're worthless and unworthy of being called a man.

Quite a difference a moment makes.

[gearfreakjd-deactivated20191002]

The Nutty Buddy cup gives off a very distinct and profound bulge.

[bigglansdc]

I swooned when I saw this hot pic. He looks like he’s wearing a cod piece! :-)

[arkendale]

The man's father always looked deeply proud of him. After all, he had taught him from a young age to always guard his 🥜 - the source of his future family - and never to be embarrassed about the bulge of a cup. While he hadn't fully understood at first, he had done as his father said. But as he grew up and matured he began to get it. True clarity came the first time he took a foul tip off his cup. It was terrifying. But thanks to his Nutty Buddy, he just felt a little pressure and was able to continue playing. He watched fellow players take hits that left them rolling on the ground in pain and he really understood than how vital this piece of equipment is. From then on, he didn’t need his dad to tell him to wear his cup. He knew. He was a man. He had a man's equipment and that equipment was vulnerable and incredibly valuable and as such needed the best protection.

Nowadays, he's very happily married and he has yet another reason to proudly don his cup. She wants to have his kids. And she loves seeing him put it on, knowing he's protecting their future children and the source of their physical marital bliss. And after games...she loves taking it off 😈

Embarrassed about his bulge?

He can't think of any good reason to think so!

[infinitelyhisgirl]

∞

[mygirl900]

Missing you like crazy

[arkendale]

Oh my goodness! How to drive me crazy with desire!

I can just feel her touch on my lower stomach while her chest brushes between my legs...

Yeah, there's no world in which this doesn't end with a very very happy ending for both me and my wife...

[musclewrestlingboy]

[arkendale]

A perfect wrestler's body. He has every right to be proud and arrogant about it.

But his girlfriend knows that he's adorably self-conscious and is incredibly tender when he holds her. In fact, as she's watching this, she can't help but think about tenderly holding his most tender portions...