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he/him. unushonest on twitter professionally diagnosed connor-coded shivgirl

[calvinandhobbes]

innie mark shredding petey’s map & outie mark ripping up his wife’s photograph. that man is so deeply destructive to his core that he can’t escape his impulse to remove pain forcibly. hence the whole reason he has these two versions of himself to begin with. & i think the most satisfying part of his character arc is that both versions are coming to realize that that’s not a viable option. he tried to piece them back together both times. oh my god season 2 can’t come fast enough

[henry-old-hollywood]

cat and mouse

[sammaxxing]

someone still loves you peter strahm!

[moafleco]

Peter Strahm & Mark Hoffman + PARALLELS

[markh0ffmanz]

love to think that the reason why hoffman didn't get invited to mexico is because he'd be useless. john's getting bloodboarded while amanda's having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb

[fromjannah]

we have a trailer!!! one week!!! canon batgirl barbara!!!!!! we are so fucking back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[latenightsundayblues]

How bout that hoffman? How about THEM apples?

[markh0ffmanz]

sorry to spoil you all but saw 11 is actually just going to be an hour and forty-five min of hoffman and strahm having animalistic violent nasty gay sex. lionsgate told me this btw. just take my word for it i know what i'm talking about

[leracollaptar]

hydrophobia

[autism-connoisseur]

something something the way in saw v the one inside the coffin lives and the one standing outside of it as it gets lowered into the ground dies. the reversal of what typically happens in a funeral. subversion of expectations because strahm expected hoffman to trick him but all hoffman wanted was for strahm to trust him. they both thought they could predict what the other would do but they ended up with the unexpected outcome. i know you so well and so deeply but we barely had two conversations (if you could call them that). i know the darkest parts of you that no one else ever could see but "i know who you are", i know exactly what your biggest struggle is and i will make you overcome it so you can keep chasing me. the tragicness of it all because they were both so sure they were right. and yet they were both wrong. the way some part of hoffman's humanity seems to die with strahm and he becomes much more brutal and sadistic in the following movies. idk thinking thoughts.

[strongerpotions]

[guy whose every waking moment is occupied with thoughts of reanimator voice] wow. getting a lot of reanimator vibes from this

[highgaydrama-deactivated2023110]

the blocking in this deleted scene of re-animator is brilliant because it's the actors and director (stuart gordon) completely fucking around with the rule of thirds.

herbert keeps trying to get in between dan and meg (even though meg just agreed to marry dan and he overheard the whole conversation)

he gets dan to himself and the camera pans to just the two of them as they have a little talk, ignoring meg. two shot time.

[left photo] so meg fights back by trying to take herbert's place, but herbert stands still.

[right photo] so the other two naturally make space for him, driving them apart. herbert knows that if he keeps dan by his side (any side), he will survive.

[left] dan moves, casting meg aside, so dan and herbert enter their little world together once more.

[right] then meg retaliates by trying to take herbert's spot again. her method is constantly moving to strike, which is the complete opposite of herbert's (standing still and following dan when he wants him to)

next, herbert imitates BOTH of them— first, mimicking meg's speech pattern and cadence, "it's the only way, danny," and moving like her. then, mimicking dan, angling himself to face meg, which makes them appear as a united front. their own side.

once meg finally resorts to desperation and calling herbert a maniac (but dan defends him), herbert knows he's won.

he smiles and faces toward both— as if he were watching dan and meg like an audience member. he remains comfortable in the middle because he knows dan will join his side regardless.

meg storms out of the shot, leaving the camera to close in on dan and herbert's little world again in a lovely two-shot. herbert reaches out and touches dan, something he had just seen meg do to get him to listen.

space one is dan, space two is empty between them, space three is herbert! he won! I'm sorry, meg!

[alienranpo]

“the intrusive thoughts won” “that’s psychotic” “i’m so delusional haha” “narcissistic abuse” “the weather is so bipolar” SHUT UP!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

[zydr8anatomy-deactivated2023111]

she herbert on my west till i blasphemy? before what god? a god repulsed by the miserable humanity he created in his own image? I will not be shackled by the failures of your god.

[transsexualism-archive]

tom from succession is insane like imagine an older man who is technically a relative be completely obsessed with you and slightly violent and you don't know what the fuck his problem is but he clearly has one and at first you feel too awkward to tell him to stop because maybe this is just how men are? you don't fucking know and then maybe you don't want him to stop because hes funny even though theres something fundamentally wrong with him and you get used to the roughhousing which is maybe his way of affection or maybe this really is How Men Are or maybe this is what he thinks men are like and he's painfully lonely and behind all the weird jokes and power plays there is a deep sadness to him... and also all this time youre using him for his money and influence. and he wants to fuck you

[fromjannah]

Who up unburying their batman

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

pillow wall: failed