Dancing Among The Stars

Independent, Genshin Impact Multimuse. Penned by Riyah. PERSONALS DNI!

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//HIYA! Riyah here! 

Just since I suck at these things I’ll try and be quick and sweet. This is a highly sel. + VERY private Genshin Impact multimuse blog and is kinda sorta still under construction. This blog is; oc and duplicate friendly, extremely selective with cross overs, low activity and will very likely having trigger content at times. I am 25+ so there will be a possibility of discussion of NSFW topics.

Also as of this moment more muses pending.

That all out of the way since I am literally trash at finding people, please feel free to like this post if you would like me to give your blog a look.

Rules. Muses. Interest Checker. Plotting Call (To Be Posted)

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//I’mma try to be active again here soon but am I the only one that thinks Itto really is underestimating just how horribly creative Ayato can be in this new event?

“How scare can the Yashiro commission be?” Pffft I can’t wait to see how this goes XD

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//Sorry in advance for disappearing again. I am working on making a new blog of mine look nice, and all my usual excuses.

Just fyi, not only will I be back eventually but I am probably going to move my Alhaitham muse to that blog just because I really vibe with his terrible personality and he is a muse that I would like to focus more on and for whatever reason that feels easier for me to do on my other blog since it is multifandom... and let’s be real at this point this blog just feels like it belongs to Childe.

Does my pea brain think any of this makes sense? Of course not, just roll with it. Xoxo and all that. Happy holidays to those this applies to and an even happier new year to all my lovelies.

And by the off chance anyone here wants to interact with him on my other new blog while I try to be active on both hmu @odda-mathr​.

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“don’t” starters

❝ don’t do it. ❞

❝ don’t do this. ❞

❝ don’t look. ❞

❝ don’t cry. ❞

❝ don’t laugh. ❞

❝ don’t leave. please. ❞

❝ don’t be like that. ❞

❝ don’t bother. ❞

❝ don’t eat that. ❞

❝ don’t risk it. ❞

❝ don’t look at me. ❞

❝ don’t give up your day job. ❞

❝ don’t tell me what to do. ❞

❝ don’t even think about it. ❞

❝ don’t think too hard about it. ❞

❝ don’t you want me? ❞

❝ don’t give me that shit. ❞

❝ don’t procrastinate. ❞

❝ don’t worry about it! ❞

❝ don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! ❞

❝ don’t be so hard on yourself. ❞

❝ don’t jump to conclusions here. ❞

❝ don’t play the victim. ❞

❝ don’t just sit there! do something! ❞

❝ don’t hesitate to ask if you need anything. ❞

❝ don’t make me tell you again. ❞

❝ don’t hold your breath. ❞

❝ don’t be a menace. ❞

❝ don’t let them get to you. ❞

❝ don’t stoop to their level. ❞

❝ don’t get your hopes up. ❞

❝ don’t like it? leave.  ❞

❝ don’t hold back. let it out. ❞

❝ don’t mention it! ❞

❝ don’t fuck with me. ❞

❝ don’t you know how much i care about you? ❞

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“Well, looks like it’s the day of the year again.” He probably ought to let Kaeya have a glass on the house tonight. 

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seventhdecrees​:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Well, that makes sense as to why she never saw the woman around Inazuma’s streets. The shogun tilts her head as a substitute for a bow.

“ A traveling captain, I do hope you didn’t do that when the Sakoku decree was still issued. I do find it respectable that you’re willing to help someone cross to Inazuma despite the journey. ”

She closes her eyes and soaks in the therapeutic heat of the spring. Before opening an eye toward the other woman.

“ Raiden Ei, it been a while since I last heard of Liyue other than your archon has fallen. I assume everything is fine there? People from Liyue are very hard-working and with high self-efficacy. ”

Habit told her to laugh off any nonsense decree that tried to stop her from sailing where she had to but contrary to what some might think while she maybe bad about following some of Liyue’s laws, in foreign waters she was careful to never to be blatant about it.

“Course, course. No stepping on any toes.” She lied, then switched back to being completely honest with the flip of a switch, “but believe me the woman that I gave a ride here isn’t someone anyone can just say no to. She seems to know exactly what she needs to do to get whatever she wants.”

She watched her current company and after hearing what the other woman had to say couldn’t manage to force any semblance joy on her face, shrugging she leaned forward and rested her elbows on her knees. 

“Yeah, after his passing it was chaotic for a while but before we knew it the Qixing had taken full control of everything. Heard rumors here and there of people claiming that the whole thing seemed awfully beneficial for them but I never believed a word of it, even less so now. But- wait hold up a minute... I must have been hearing things but you said Raiden Ei, right?”

There was no way. There had to be some other explanation. “Are you named after the Raiden Shogun?”

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@ever-winter​ asked ❝it’s not normal for someone to be as stupid as they are tall, and yet there you stand.❞ Scara for Childe 

𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 || Status: Accepting

Screw you, you short lonely little prick. Hanged on the tip of his tongue, really the only thing that stopped him from saying exactly what he was thinking was that there were to many damn witnesses to blame him for doing something stupid or disgracing the Tsaritsa.

“Oh, is that really what you think? I’m hurt!” He lied through his damn teeth as he faked his best attempt at not offended to hide the anger seething below the surface.

“But I guess it is to be expected a man of your height must need to go to great lengths to make himself feel better. After all I’m sure it must be hard to be the only harbinger that could double as those tiny dogs that rat catchers send down holes after mice.”

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀She stood back up straight after a bow and took note of the confusion. Perhaps it wasn’t a common formality in Liyue? She will try to not do that much on their grounds when the time comes then.

She breaks her thoughts at the sound of the traveler talking about her to others and well others. Since the over-ruling of the decrees, it was expected for words to spread like wildfire and that resulted in visitors to Inazuma coming in waves.

The shogun crosses her arms and looks up at the artificial skies of the realm with a small grin at retelling the moment.

“ Well, it was interesting circumstances since I wanted the traveler’s head in a sense for being an enemy to eternity. After our battles, they showed me what I truly did to my land as a harsh wake-up call and I’m still coming to terms. We are in good graces because of their will and strength. ”

She snaps her attention back to the adeptus way too quick and stares at him blankly.

“ I hear you’re a warrior so I’m assuming they gain your good graces similar way? ”

He didn’t feel right claiming that the traveler had came into his life in a similar way yet saying ‘no’ and leaving it at that just felt wrong. After all the traveler’s effect on Liyue deserved far more than a single word answer.

Besides he knew that they had a long trip to where the Traveler was going next and it wouldn’t surprise him if whatever has the traveler busy at the moment would leave them that way for a while.

“Not quite...” he answered, “I had met the traveler and Paimon after they came searching me after the death of Rex Lapis... or what we thought was his death. I would say our friendship truly began after they put themselves through a great deal of danger to save Liyue.”

And then for reasons far beyond his understanding decided to befriend the man that nearly led to the destruction of his home, the smaller details be damned.

“That is simple the bare bones of the matter. It is a very long story, and I’m sure the traveler or Paimon could explain it far better than I. Though it does not surprise me that they managed to turn you from enemy to friend, the traveler seems to have a way with people.”

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seventhdecrees​:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Ei tense up a bit and shook her head softly. Did she look rude squinting at the woman—? Most likely, as she felt her face slightly flush at the embarrassing thought.

“ It’s fine, I’m assuming you’re a foreigner to Inazuma? I don’t remember seeing you before. ”

She’s keeping minimal eye contact for many reasons regardless of them being women. It would still be inappropriate in her mind and adding she was squinting at her previously — the impression she probably made will make the shogun want to bury herself and hide.

“Yeah something like that. I travel here once in a while when there’s money on the table and someone needs a crew that can get through the worst storms.” Beidou said, slipping into the warm waters one foot at a time before sitting down beside the other woman.

It felt good as she let her muscles relax. “Or well usually that’s what brings me here. This time around we were just making a little stop for a friend of mine. She had some business and needed a Captain and crew that were reliable.”

And what a trip that had been. She almost forgot just how prissy Ningguang could be when she didn’t basically have to live with the other woman but the Ningguang’s ego sure was good at making a huge ship feel tiny. It was a relief Ningguang felt to prudent to try an onsen. “Anyway, since we’re chatting name’s Beidou. I’m from Liyue.”

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🎄❄🌨 --- Winter Theme Sentence | Prompt Starters;

"Hey! Stop throwing snowballs at me, I'm going to get soaked!"

"Let's have a snowball fight!"

"Aren't the lights so pretty?"

"Isn't it too late to start decorating?"

"Isn't it a little early to start decorating?"

"I don't think I'm doing this right."

"Hey, wanna cozy up by the fire?"

"I can make us some hot chocolate."

"I want to cuddle under a nice warm blanket with you."

"Wow, you did all of this?!"

"There's not enough snow to make a snowperson."

"Do you want to come over to my place for *insert activity*?"

"I'm not really into the whole celebrating thing."

"That tree is the ugliest thing I've ever seen."

"If I have to hear that song one more time, I swear, I'm going to lose it."

"This is my favorite song! Turn it up!"

"I think I saw this in a Holiday special once and it was a bad idea."

"Are you sure that's how it's supposed to look?"

"That's not how you do that!"

"To be honest, this isn't my first time."

"Look up at the ceiling, it's a mistletoe, you know what that means, right?"

"I'm not kissing you under the mistletoe."

"Nope, not going to happen. Kiss someone else."

"I hope you get your tongue stuck on a pole!"

"I hope you freeze out here!""Oh my god, it's snowing!"

"Let's go play in the snow!"

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@ever-winter​ asked "I know it comes easy, but try not to play dumb with me." Dottore to Childe

𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 || Status: Accepting

“All do respect, but I am making no attempts to play dumb with you.” Childe answered, and maybe it was just him proving some ‘lesser’ upbringing in Dottore’s eyes or just making a fool of himself but as much as Childe tried to wrap his head around what was even being asked of him he just got more confused.

“I really have no clue what I am being expected to do when you start talking like this.” The question ‘would you mind talking like a normal human being’ came to mind but he already knew he was probably just asking for more trouble than Childe was really willing to handle. Especially when at the end of the day he didn’t get a say in this anyway.

“Would you please dumb it down a little bit?” Because archon’s forbid he’d have no excuses if he fucked up whatever he is supposed to be doing.

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@mysticallities asked "I know it comes easy, but try not to play dumb with me." Clea to Childe

𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 || Status: Accepting

“Now, now. We just met and you’re already making accusations?” Childe teased, a grin going from ear to ear as he shoved his hands in the pockets of his coat. “Really, now. Speaking to a Harbinger in his homeland like this makes me think that you are a naïve outsider or very brave.”

Shifting his feet he moved into a battle stance though made no move to attack, after all technically his orders at the moment were to ‘behave’ and ‘not cause unnecessary trouble’ while the Tsaritsa decided to where she would have him go next.

“Mind telling me which?”

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𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

feel free to change the prompts as you see fit! warnings: mentions of death and murder and violence.

❝it’s almost midnight.❞

❝i’m not going to bet on my own death.❞

❝you’re a thief.❞

❝i know it comes easy, but try not to play dumb with me.❞

❝i’m fairly sure you’re threatening me. but i want to be more certain before i decide to what to do about it.❞

❝i can’t wait to wipe that look off your face.❞

❝things aren’t going quite as planned, are they?❞

❝do you really think that secret would die with me?❞

❝shame holds more value than coin ever can.❞

❝always one step ahead, aren’t you?❞

❝i’m a creature of habit.❞

❝when everyone knows you’re a monster, you needn’t waste time doing every monstrous thing.❞

❝men mock the gods until they need them.❞

❝get away from me.❞

❝i need a mug of the darkest, bitterest coffee i can find. or maybe a real punch to the jaw.❞

❝you look exhausted. will you sleep at all tonight?❞

❝if i want to watch men dig holes to fall into, i’ll find myself a cemetery.❞

❝you’re smart, but you need to learn patience.❞

❝are you going to explain any of this?❞

❝brick by brick, i will destroy you.❞

❝fate has plans for us all.❞

❝the brain is just another organ.❞

❝if you’d wanted to help me, you know you could have.❞

❝when have i ever done something for nothing?❞

❝i may die, but i’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.❞

❝i can take it.❞

❝you could have come to me on your hands and knees, and my answer would be the same.❞

❝you can keep your money. choke on it.❞

❝don’t i have a say in this? i’m sitting right here.❞

❝i’m not useless.❞

❝you wouldn’t know a good time if it sidled up to you and stuck a lollipop in your mouth.❞

❝the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch.❞

❝it’s hard to keep track of all your wisdom.❞

❝i worry about everything. that’s why i’m still alive.❞

❝there’s a difference between confidence and arrogance.❞

❝the heart is an arrow. it demands aim to land true.❞

❝i’m not sure i have a heart to give any more.❞

❝you at least owe me your best imitation of a human being.❞

❝i can tell you how this one ends, but you’re not going to like it.❞

❝did we win?❞

❝i don’t want to die.❞

❝you came back for me.❞

❝i protect my investments.❞

❝say you’re sorry.❞

❝you’re making me nervous.❞

❝i’m just doing my job. stop glaring at me.❞

❝my ghost won’t associate with your ghost.❞

❝don’t try to move, just rest.❞

❝i’m fine. you’re the one who got stabbed.❞

❝it’s just so much easier to kill people than take care of them.❞

❝don’t make me laugh. that feels awful.❞

❝how long was i out?❞

❝there was enough blood to paint a barn red.❞

❝i’m not a criminal.❞

❝if you aren’t born with every advantage, you learn to take your chances.❞

❝why do you think you know everything about me?❞

❝i want to show you something.❞

❝i’ve been looking for an excuse to talk to you for two days.❞

❝i’ve never heard you admit you’re not good at something.❞

❝i don’t want this.❞

❝unclench your jaw. you’re going to grind your teeth down into nothing.❞

❝shut your eyes.❞

❝you don’t smell like roses any more.❞

❝it’s not normal for someone to be as stupid as they are tall, and yet there you stand.❞

❝i can’t believe your face is going to be the last thing i see before i die.❞

❝i hate the way you talk.❞

❝do you think i care what you like or don’t like?❞

❝there’s always more to lose.❞

❝what’s the first thing you’re going to do when you get home?❞

❝i have been made to protect you. only in death will i be kept from this oath.❞

❝are you afraid of me?❞

❝all right, what do you do for fun?❞

❝what are you so afraid will happen? afraid you might start to like me?❞

❝let me go.❞

❝i will always be a threat to you.❞

❝we’re under attack.❞

❝you did everything but tell the truth.❞

❝what was that?❞

❝just keep talking.❞

❝doesn’t matter how big the gun is if you don’t know where to point it.❞

❝we’re either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.❞

❝what good is a lockpick without his picks?❞

❝you aren’t going to kill me, and i’m not going to pretend everything is okay.❞

❝stop being dense. you’re cuter when you’re smart.❞

❝have you ever been in a fight?❞

❝i don’t want to kill people, not really.❞

❝you’re obviously dangerous. i’d prefer you never became dangerous to me.❞

❝better terrible truths than kind lies.❞

❝your death belongs to me.❞

❝i want a job.❞

❝i practice the art of ‘pull his shirt over his head and punch till you see blood.‘❞

❝a good magician isn’t much different from a proper thief.❞

❝why didn’t you tell me?❞

❝thank goodness we’re proper thieves.❞

❝if you survive and i don’t, make sure i have an open casket. the world deserves a few more moments with this face.❞

❝if we don’t survive this night, i will die unafraid. can you say the same?❞

❝you don’t have to do this, you know.❞

❝i’ve done worse.❞

❝i’m not sure why i began this, but i know why i have to finish. i know why fate brought me here, why it placed me in the path of this prize.❞

❝you’re very graceful in battle, just not while you’re plummeting.❞

❝you presume a great deal.❞

❝i learned the same way you learn about anything. take it apart.❞

❝who am i now?❞

❝you stink of decency.❞

❝we have a party to go to.❞

❝i’m afraid for you.❞

❝i need a dose of imminent peril to get my head straight.❞

❝you can help by shutting up and staying out of the way.❞

❝i don’t like that sound. what’s wrong?❞

❝i don’t love killing people.❞

❝i don’t have any business criticizing you.❞

❝you gave me the tools for vengeance when i needed them the most.❞

❝if we make it out of here alive, i’m going to kiss you unconscious.❞

❝have you come to kill me?❞

❝you shouldn’t make friends with crows.❞

❝you’ve cheated death too many times.❞

❝you won’t shoot me. you need information.❞

❝i. should. let. you. die.❞

❝don’t touch me.❞

❝you almost drowned. you should have drowned.❞

❝this would be a really good time to say you saw this coming.❞

❝i didn’t see this coming.❞

❝they won’t take me alive.❞

❝we’re all someone’s monster.❞

❝you look radiant.❞

❝it seems you prayed to the right god.❞

❝you know you can’t stop them all.❞

❝what will you do when there’s no more blood to shed or vengeance to take?❞

❝was there never another dream?❞

❝what do you want, then?❞

❝stay. stay here. stay with me.❞

❝i want you to stay. i want you to… i want you.❞

❝i don’t want you to see me like this.❞

❝we all carry our sins. i need you to live so i can atone for mine.❞

❝i want to feel safe again. i want to go home.❞

❝i’d like to say it’s been a pleasure, but i’m not that good a liar.❞

❝maybe i liked your stupid face.❞

❝i’m going to invent a new trick.❞

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@celcstialls​ asked “ 3 & 4!~ “

ASKS FOR PEOPLE WITH A MULTIMUSE OR MULTIPLE RP BLOGS || Status: Accepting

3. Which muse(s) do you currently have most muse for?

//Honestly right now probably Xiao and Bosacius, cause I will always have a soft spot for the Yakshas just in general regardless of how much I do or don’t write them.

4. Name a muse you have written in the past. What was your favourite thing about this muse?

Nikolai Gogol from Bungo Stray Dogs. I LOVED WRITING HIM SO MUCH BECAUSE HE IS BONE-A-FIED crazy and when my adhd squirrel brain is just going insane I vibe with his chaotic energy so much. There is a reason my oldest son/dog is named after him outside of the fact I live a moderately small town in the southeastern United States so I needed a name my boss and coworkers could pronounce.

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ASKS FOR PEOPLE WITH A MULTIMUSE OR MULTIPLE RP BLOGS

Which muse(s) is/are your favourite(s)?

Which muse(s) do you wish had more interactions?

Which muse(s) do you currently have most muse for?

Name a muse you have written in the past. What was your favourite thing about this muse?

Name a muse you wish to write in the future. What’s your favourite thing about this muse?

How is your multimuse blog organised?

Do you have crossover verses for the muses on your blog?

Which of your muses deserves better?

Which of your muses do you most identify with? Why?

If you could change the faceclaim for any of you muses, would you do it?

Do you have any original characters on your multimuse? If so, tell us something more about them.

How many muses are you currently writing?

In how many fandoms are you currently active?

What is your favourite fandom to write in? Why?

What is a fandom you wish to write in one day?

What is a fandom you used to write in in the past?

What is your favourite thing when you decide to add a new muse to your blog/when you decide to make a new blog?

Share an opinion you have about multimuse blogs.

Does your multimuse blog have a theme? Do the muses on your blog have something in common?

What is the story or explanation behind your blog name?

Share a positive experience about multimuses you’ve had in the past.

List some of your favourite multimuse blogs. 

Tag a multimuse blog and write some positivity about them (their blog, their muses, etc.)

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more random dialogue prompts ,

“why do you have that look on your face?”

“finish what you’re doing, we have to talk.”

“what have you done to yourself?”

“did you do something different with your hair?”

“it doesn’t do any good to get worked up.”

“when was the last time we had a real conversation.”

“are you in the witness protection program, or what?”

“there’s something wrong with me.”

“no, i don’t hate you.”

“hey stupid.”

“we’re aren’t them.”

“looks like i’ll live long enough to make you pay.”

“you know you’re wrong.”

“i don’t understand, why are you doing this?”

“now, before i say anything, promise me you’ll stay calm.”

“what makes me so special?”

“you have no idea what i’ve been through.”

“you really don’t have to do that, not for me.”

“did you really think you’d get a second chance?”

"how about we don’t do that.”

“i have a lot going for me, but humility is not one of them.”

“you’re the worst.”

“i don’t need you right now.”

“don’t just stand there, looking at me.”

“i thought you were supposed to call me.”

“take my hand.”

“i need you.”

“you’re allowed to need help sometimes.”

“for someone who doesn’t like to feel things, you sure feel a lot of it out loud.”

“when this is all over, i want it to be you and me.”

“why won’t you tell me what happened?”

“you don’t know what this means to me.

“i know it doesn’t make sense.”

“i’m trying really hard to keep it together.”

“i know you’re new, but we do things a little differently here.”

“your voice is putting me to sleep.”

“did you find what you were looking for?”

"you knew and you didn’t even warn me?”

“well, i guess that’s broken.”

“i thought it was part of the act.”

“you think u don’t know you’re only here because they sent you?”

“you promised to call me if you didn’t know what to wear.”

“you can keep a secret, can’t you?”

“how could you do this to me?”

“put the gun down, dearest. i have news!”

“i know you don’t have any reason to trust me, but you need to know something.”

“if you’re here to tell me what happened last night, someone beat you to it.”

“people think i’m weird.”

“i think i’m losing myself again.”

“you can’t be here.”

“i wish you’d come to the funeral.”

“do you know what today is?”

“so, you broke my favourite mug… and you’re breaking up with me?”

“i need to get out.”

“it’s like i’m cursed or something.”

“you are remarkably well-behaved tonight, what have you been up to?”

“you gonna eat that?”

“sir, the pony rides are for children only.”

“i don’t want you to worry about that anymore.”

“we’ll never make it in time.”

“you’d be late for your own funeral.”

“you should have seen it coming.”

“oh, good, you’re here! hold this.”

“why can’t you just be happy for me?”

“on a scale of one to ten, how do you feel about nachos right now?”

“is this how you flirt with everyone?”

“how much longer till we’re there?”

“what have you done?”

“it’s time for you to repay that debt you owe me.”

“where did you get that? who gave it to you?”

“what kind of mother has thoughts like that?”

“i know I haven’t been what you needed, but i’m here, and i wanna help.”

“i never want to hear you say that again.”

“you’re all i have.”

“i know it’s not perfect, but i did follow the recipe this time.”

“i was doing so well until you showed up.”

“don’t eat that! i made it ‘specially for our guest.”

“it’s not that i don’t like my life, it’s that i don’t have the energy to enjoy it.”

“how can you stand this place?”

“don’t take this the wrong way, but you don’t exactly blend in.”

“you need to stop.”

“i don’t like that look, what happened?”

“is that seriously your password?”

“what’s your problem?”

“you had no right to use it without asking.”

“oh, wow, you weren’t kidding.”

“i couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me.”

“i’m surprised you haven’t been arrested yet. wait, no, i’m not.”

“why do you want to help me?”

“ten bucks for that piece of crap?”

“we have to hurry, they’re coming!”

“hey, look what came in the mail!”

“do you want to get a drink or something?”

“please tell me you didn’t eat that.”

“the worst part is you didn’t even notice.”

“if i wanted help, i would have asked.”

“wanna tell me what’s going on with your grades?”

“you need to leave.”

“talk to me, okay? i need to know what’s going on.”

“i do blame you.”

“sometimes life deals you a bad hand, but you can still play your cards right and win.”

“you’re no longer useful to me.”

“i’m not good with sarcasm: if you don’t like me, just say it.”