angel

[arksprince-blog]

i'm deleting

bai

[noerys]

okay but can we talk about how beautiful Phil looked in the Cards Against Humanity video like holy sh– so here’s my little gift for @skelet00n ^^ hope you like it

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imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

explain

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

only gamers will get this

[evildarknessgirl5467]

me n my plant gf

[ugly]

me:bby ur hand is so thin

her:that me leaf

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

*deletes a couple letters from my keysmash because they resemble a word too much*

[it-a]

this is by far the worst callout anybody has made upon my person

[catsarepoggers]

problem 

[hobwithluv]

im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”

[mimikyustims]

crd | ig 🥔

[hexxit-deactivated20180526]

does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me

[meow-n-save]

Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over

[gaylyy]

pretty girl: makes eye contact with me

me:

[botanize]

I love my daughter already whoever she is

[cupiidbaby]

[studyblr]

me: i’m so motivated. i’m gonna do this. i will achieve everything

me, a second later: you know my bed is actually just…. better

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[sleazeburger]

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