The only thing stronger than love is fear

Heey!

[gothicprep]

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

[theweirdwideweb]

[encoffin]

[meshugenist]

alien being: *literally manipulates a fold in space-time in order to reach the earth*

alien being: hello human!

y'all: oh! my dearest apologies, strange being from another world. see, this is an ‘ice cream’. I know that it must confuse you so that I willingly consume food that is below my own body temperature. but I think you’ll find the cold, or ‘slower particle vibration’, an interesting sensation. ;)

alien being: jesus christ

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

why would rhe alien know who jesus is

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

is the alien a christian

[feuer-bluete]

Maybe Jesus was the first alien. Who know being able to walk on water, making wine outta water and all that stuff?

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

i said to my little sister “gods dont die” and my brother ran up to me and whispered in my ear “some do” like he knew for sure

hes 6

im so fucking frightened for my life

[jokeboyfriend-is-remaking-deact]

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

[noerys]

Guys guys guys

I love you

[sleepyclover-blog]

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

[freetheworms]

listen. if u like/reblog my posts fairly frequently, u better believe that i have noticed ok. even if we don’t ever talk. if we aren’t even mutuals! doesn’t matter. i see you. i see your URL pop up in my notifications every so often. and when it does? oh, when it does……… i’m like “oh hey there’s my buddy! gee i sure missed u pal!” and i get real happy for a minute ok. sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[noerys]

Looool a guy just blocked me bc I wasn't pretty enough or something

[garudagay]

this is so fucking legendary

[egberts]

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

[zireaells]

#no block button we lose like men

[nerdgasrnz]

#dodge or die #there is no block

[hobgoblinhero]

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

Tom Hiddleston by Eric Ray Davidson, via Torrilla

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[itabia]

I’m tired of you fake hoes acting like you’ve always been ride or die for Thor when I specifically remember him being The Underrated Avenger for the last 4 years. Where were y’all??? Faaake. Hoooes.

[itabiadraws]

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

[memequeenjellybean]

This would absolutely break my damn heart.

[prominent-nipple]