My Blog Is A Mess

Eli but my friends call me Reuben, like the sandwich. He/him

[extramadness]

[havocs-archived]

[indoorhyena]

[longlivingbootyemperor-blog]

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:

But seniors are just like:

[gneerly]

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

[depressed-memes-memes]

[borderlinebubbles]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[extramadness]

[c-bassmeow]

[screaming-outta-orbit]

I hate this site

[tlematimun]

[unshaped]

she was so metal

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[dankmemeuniversity]

[12-gauge-rage]

[meatprincess]

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

[bad1dimagines]

[hackerfucker]

[presidentdrummajor]

It’s even funnier because I live in an area where tornadoes are REALLY common. And what usually happens when we see one is we drop everything and run outside to watch it. We keep an eye on it literally until it gets too dangerous. But for the most part we pull up a chair and watch it.

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[extramadness]