armand armpit

they/them 𐕣 18 🇻🇳

[armandarmpit]

i should’ve made this intro post a long time ago. here it is!

hi! call me venus. i don’t know how to do introductions.

i am 18. minors can interact with extreme caution; i frequently reblog suggestive posts. i would prefer if minors avoid dm’ing me.

i don’t tag my blog because i am really lazy.

i am in a multitude of fandoms and that’s pretty much all i post and reblog about. but here’s the current ones listed:

postal, nine inch nails, hannibal, HIM, jackass, re-animator, john waters and divine, twin peaks, david lynch in general, the rocky horror show, the arcana, and other fandoms i may be hyperfixated on.

i don’t have a dni. if i don’t like you i will just block you.

thank you, and enjoy my blog!

[river-mort]

They chant for a man to arrive

A man who will take it all

A man who will end it all

[armandarmpit]

watching the westley princess bride and the poe dameron torture scenes at a very young age made me into the beautiful man i am today

[mysharona1987]

[the-line-begins-to-blur]

Revolver magazine, 2005

[emperorundying]

y'all catch that part where marius called him rotten boy #fudanshimiku

[sharpmouth]

watching supernatural for the first time in your twenties as a longtime tumblr user is wild because i know a lot of the main beats and how the show ends but i feel that people neglected to mention the episode where dean winchester kills hitler or when lucifer possessed the president of the united states. everyone was correct about castiel being a fag though.

[cosimads]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT Episode 5 — New York

[flowerbunniii]

good night yall

[som3body-some1]

someones probably done this before but idkk

[damonsboozyfade]

life is jackass but im ehren

[st4r-pl4t1num]

the dude but if he was from central florida instead of arizona

buy my slop (prints)

[armandarmpit]

dude im watching jerma and i just remembered my first jerma dream. basically he was on stream wearing a small pink shock collar and took a kahoot-like quiz. every time he got an answer wrong it would shock him. he got a horrible score and got “I <3 LPS” tattooed on his bicep because of it

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[j0hnnyg4t]

[valkyriellis]

jerma

[armandarmpit]

s1 sam winchester has worsened my gender dysphoria and i simply have to kill him over this #sorry