Not Just Some Shell!

A Shelly (Dandy's World) ask blog, I hope you have a nice day :]

[armashell]

I quit

[armashell]

For everyday you're gone

My hatred only grows stronger.

[yourfriendlybaker]

( 🧁 ) : shelly mod . shelly mod . i have already planned shit for the returning twisted brightney event do not do this to me /silly

[armashell]

wait didnt you say the date for that already??? im a rusher

[yourfriendlybaker]

( 🧁 ) : i do indeed have a date planned for it but i probably will kill you either way

[armashell]

you cant kill me on may 2025

[armashell]

sorry guys I forgot

[armashell]

forgot if I’ve gotten you already

has your Shelly been red text anon’d yet? the Shelly blogs are all blurring together now help

-red text anon

nope. for the first shelly, she's pretty forgotten! mostly because of me

-the mod

[armashell]

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[<3]

..I don't- think that's Goob.

Em. What.

[armashell]

chalice when i get u chalice. /silly

[armashell]

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[<3]

Cipher's MINE, buddy.

Don't you fucking dare speak in it anymore.

(anon this is fake please hit me up)

[armashell]

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[<3.]

Hey.

The caesar cipher's MY thing, buddy. Leave it alone.

[armashell]

Firstly, a bucket of glitter. *Places a five gallon bucket of pink glitter in the corner*

Secondly, why are things tense between Tisha and Vee?

[<3.]

Please don't use the glitter on me again.

...

Em, the thing between Tisha and Vee..? I'm not exactly sure, maybe you should ask one of them. ^^

[armashell]

[I FORGOT TI SIGN THE LAST ASK. IGNORE IT]

Promptly running in, suspiciously covered in pink glitter, and then tossing a fistful of said pink glitter and scampering off as fast as his little legs allow.

-@theoneandonlyshrimpo

[<3!]

Shrimpo, what are you —

She's covered in pink glitter now. How nice.

...what.

[armashell]

ooouughgh i love you shelly you silly gal. can you tell us about dodo birds

[<3]

Ah yes, the Raphus cucullatus!

Did you know that dodo birds were bigger than a turkey, weighing about 23kg? Ooh! By the way, dodo birds had an advance in genetics for de-extinction, but scientists were still debating on the ethical nature of, well, dodo revival.

[armashell]

have a

Don't deal with the devil A lesson that I learned well when I meddled Made a bet and now it's settled Say farewell to Elder Kettle I'm on an adventure, indentured Fetching debts from sketchy characters

I'm a kitchen dish that can dish it out Quick, tip me over and pour me out I'm short and stout and I'm rockin' out And I'm knockin' out with my pinky out And I'm counting down, but don't count me out When you pick me up, you won't put me down Got the whole toon town on lock down And the list goes like this, oh

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract!

My name is Cuphead Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger Tricked by easy riches Now I'm picking fights with monsters Twenty times my size (oh snap!) I'm sorry that I bet it all I'm sorry that I have to hurt you We both signed the dotted line Now it's your soul or mine! At midnight the clock will chime

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract!

Face to face with every loss I take I learn the way the bosses change But hey, two can play at this game Uh-huh, multiplayer aeroplanes Oh brother, where art thou? (Mugman!) I'm sorry that I bet it all I'm sorry that I roped you into this We co-signed the dotted line Now it's your soul and mine Sing the chorus one more time

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard You signed a contract!

Grim Matchstick, Dr. Kahls Robot (my name is Mugman) Sally Stageplay, Baroness Von Bon Bon (fragile, empty headed, Cuphead's brother) Hilda Berg, Rumor Honeybottoms (tricked by easy riches, now I'm picking fights with monsters) Cagney Carnation, and the Root Pack! (Twenty times my size, oh snap!) Goopy Le Grande, Djimmi the Great (I'm sorry that we bet it all) Beppi the Clown, Ribby and Croaks (I'm sorry that we have to hurt you) Phantom Express, Cala Maria Three Mausoleums, Wally Warbles (we all signed the dotted line) Werner Werman, Captain Brineybeard (now it's your soul or mine) You signed a contract! (We signed a contract!)

Snake eyes, King Dice Deck is stacked, dice are loaded, yet I still survive Don't deal with the devil, a lesson that I learned well Still indebted, so I rebelled We descended, made him cry and now it's settled Say goodbye to that darn devil

Swear the story's not embellished I'm a dish, a bit disheveled Relishing the bellows from my fellow fiends of Inkwell That I let go, "Hip-hip-Hoorah" echos Turn the page and say all's well that ends well!

[what -the heart again]

..What..?

You know, this isn't the first time I've seen a lyric ask..

[armashell]

UNCENSOR THE FACTS!!!! shelly can you yap about your favorite dinosaur

[why would you willing do this to yourself ~<3]

Ooh!! Personally, my favourite is the Alxasaurus, a genus of therizinosauroid theropod dinosaurs from the Albian age!

Although several specimens are known, and may vary in size, Gregory S. Paul estimated its maximum adult length to be up to 4 m and mass up to 400 kg! It's way larger than the average human AND Toon, so run if you see it come a-stomping from the dead, haha!

[armashell]

hi shelly !!!!!! how is you???

[<3]

I'd say I'm doing fine!

I'm just glad people are talking to me again, haha. ^^

[armashell]

are you silly

[<3]

Hmm.. I don't know if I would consider myself that, but did you kno- [The following facts have been censored so that your ears can live happily.]

[armashell]

[<3]

Hey, uh..

Reminder, you don't have to be afraid of me, alright?

I won't mind if your ask seems bad in your eyes!

[armashell]

[<3]

Iii'm.. getting a bit bored.

But I don't feel like having another exploration right now, so I guess some asks would be nice?

Well.. have a good day!

I was born to be a star,

So why are you taking the spotlight?

[armashell]

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[<3]

Sorry for the inactivity, everyone!

I was, ehh.. busy with something, but everything is alright now.