Jules of Nature
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if i look back, i am lost
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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@armaticor-blog
“What can I say? I full of surprises.” A smirk appears on her lips as she tilts her head slightly. “Ahh, future civilizations; too much technology for my liking.”
“Too much technology?” he blurted out. There were some cases in his head of too much technology but that was (hopefully) an unlikely future. “How can there be too much? You sound like a friend of mine. Now I see the archaeologist in you.”
there was a sense about tony that ana had always loved. she wasn’t sure if it was his eery similarity to a seventeen year old boy, or his easiness to crack. she knew that, under all that armor, there was a big heart. tony always means well, even if others can’t seem to see it.
‘ tony… you have to give her time; you know that. no one warms up to you immediately. ’ she eyes him and gives him a little smile. ‘ which reports? the ones about her? ’
He fidgeted with his chair. He didn’t like being open about his emotions. He wasn’t someone touchy and feely that told everyone what was on his mind. So other than avoiding eye contact, he found distracting himself with the cushion helpful.
“Well, you know me, I’m not really the most patient person. I just wished there was something I could do now to make her feel at home,” he responded with a sigh. He knew the answer would be “give her time” but that didn’t help. “And yeah, the reports about her and her brother and what they went through.”
“ I’m not HYDRA, I swear. T-They made me. Well, they gave me these powers. I didn’t want to do it. My mother gave me to them to do whatever they wanted and they made me like this. I promise you, I hate them as much as you do. ”
Tony paused. He believed her, even if it was suspicious. He wanted to believe in the best of people. “I believe you. I’m just surprised, I think.”
I’m faking glory Lick my lips Toss my hair And turn the smile on
Hurt rp Starters
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
"Tell me where it hurts."
"Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
"Oh my god. Are you okay?"
"You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
"This is gonna hurt..."
"Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
"It's all swollen up..."
"You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
"Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
"I think you have a concussion."
"Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
"Here, lean on me."
"I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
"What the hell happened to you!?"
"Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
"We need to get the bullet out..."
"Oh my god, you've been shot!"
"Did... did you get beat up!?"
"Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
"Look out for that car!"
"Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
"You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
"I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
"What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
"Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
"You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
"Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
SHIT PEOPLE HAVE SAID WHILE DRUNK SENTENCE MEME.
❝ don’t tell anybody i was drinking. ❞ ❝ it’s not drinking alone if the kids are home! ❞ ❝ i’m not that drunk. i can still take my clothes off. ❞ ❝ i lost my pants… but i found myself. ❞ ❝ what am i doing? searching… for life. ❞ ❝ a straw is just a test tube, but with an extra hole in the bottom. ❞ ❝ i feel like a pickle torpedo… in a sea of graham cracker crumbs. ❞ ❝ IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER! ❞ ❝ I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!! ❞ ❝ they’re a vip at that one strip club. what’s it called again? um… golden corral? ❞ ❝ if i had forty-seven dragons, i’d give you one. but only one. ❞ ❝ the drunkness… is FUCKING ME. ❞ ❝ suck my dick, i’m a pterodactyl. ❞ ❝ does a tree shit in the woods? ❞ ❝ 2-4-5-8, what do we all fucking hate? MATH. ❞ ❝ this liquor is so shitty, it couldn’t even get my pussy high. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna FUCKING RHOMBUS! ❞ ❝ i used to be from mexico, but i’m not anymore. ❞ ❝ on a scale of one to russian, i’m vladimir putin. ❞ ❝ you can have a toke of my penis. ❞ ❝ dude, can you call my wallet? i think i lost it. ❞ ❝ thank you very hard. ❞ ❝ I DON’T REMEMBER IF I LIKE SNICKERS!! ❞ ❝ i’m not gay, i’m just an idiot. ❞ ❝ whoever told me this was dr. pepper eats whale cock. ❞ ❝ of course i’m not a cop. I FUCK HOOKERS!! ❞ ❝ oh look, my favorite couple, homeo and juliet. ❞ ❝ hamster nipples. ❞ ❝ IT’S A FUCKING AUTOMATIC COWBOY! ❞ ❝ do tomatoes have lettuce? ❞ ❝ c is for bitch. you bitch. ❞ ❝ i need to race like a piss horse. ❞ ❝ what the FUCK is a sonic?! ❞ ❝ return everything except the candy and condoms. ❞
And all the kids cried out, “Please stop, you’re scaring me.” I can’t help this awful energy
Indie Marvel Based OC | Written by Kayla | Sideblog to @armaticor
He does miss you when you’re not here. And frankly, you’re going to miss us, because this is the last time we’re all going to be together. You know what’s about happen. Say something, if you don’t you’ll regret it.
Come on! That’s the one.
#he has no armor!!!! #HE IS NOT DONNING ARMOR!!!! #HE HAS NO FORMAL FIGHT TRAINING OR SUPERPOWERS OR WEAPONS!!! #AND HES DOING THIS!!!! #NOT A HERO MY FUCKING IRON ASS [via @knightinironarmor]
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
lack–two :
100+ Writing Prompts — ( Meme )
Dancing In The Rain
Skeletons in the Closet
Possession of the Soul
Pockets of the Universe
The Sky was Ablaze
Finger On Your Lips
Connecting Mouths
Flesh Against Flesh
In Your Arms
A Bitter Taste
Legs Tangled
Raindrops on Hair
Dance Beneath the Stars
A Cup of Song
Quavering Voice
Shards of Glass
Break the Surface
Gliding through Waves
Fingers Entwined
Caressing Silk Strands
Bleeding Cosmos
For A Moment
Rolling Thunder
Streaks of Clouds
Parched Throat
Dust in the Eyes
Piece of the Sky
An Artist’s Touch
Footprints in the Sand
Swirling Colors
Drifting in the Dark
Lost Breath
Winds in Sails
Flushed Cheeks
Drifting into Slumber
Kiss Your Dreams
Gaze Above
Staccato Rhythm
Mirror Rorrim
Fingertips Pressed
Carving Destiny
Trickling Streams
Dolce Canto
Crackling Flames
Sparks of Light
Calloused Palms
Journey to Paradise
Stifling Touch
Shattered then Whole
Electric Currents
Breaking Chains
Nonexistent Perfection
Rotting Flesh
Button Nose
Letters to Oblivion
There and Here
Then and Now
Shaking Limbs
Gasping for Air
Piercing Gaze
Waltzing Facade
Paper Faces
The Day Music Died
Drops of Sun
In the Ring
Touch of Whiskey
Pleasant Burning
Simpering Brush
Deviant Mind
Flowing Ink
Nib to Paper
Mountains of Text
Boxing Sensation
Curling Locks
Still Waters
Crimson Flow
Crumbling Stone
Ancient Script
Shifting Sands
Bare Toes
Scrawling Signature
Reflective Bubbles
Feast for Gods
Nectar of the Heavens
Staggering Feet
Trembling Earth
Liquid Silver
Dip Your Toes
Prickly Stem
Shuffling Cards
Candle Wicks
Lace Your Shoes
Pounding Heart
Faster than Light
Sound of Triumph
Acrid Scent
Fire At Will
Had I But Known
Pulsing Regret
A Heart’s Wish
Frostbitten Veins
Witch Oil
Soot-stained Stars
Battle Scarred
Saccharine Smile
Gentle Soul
Wicked Times
Harp’s Strings
Anonymously send me asks as a tabloid journalist
Try to uncover my muse’s wildest secrets. (So what if they’re fake?)
club penguin bans sentence starters
"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
"why is the only angry one black?"
"get in loser, we're going sledding,"
"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
"i could go back and pretend to be you,"
"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
"you're tearing this family apart, ___"
"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
"wanna hear a joke? your future,"
"i would like to order all the money,"
"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
"do it for the vine,"
"you dress like an idiot,"
"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
"hey you forgot something. your social life,"
"help me hide this body in here,"
"did you just propose, using emojis?"
"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
"it's called capitalism,"
"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
"shit, we on national television,"
"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
"can you leave my house please?"
"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
"can i pay you in swag?"
"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
"what the flipper?"
"santa isn't real,"
"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
"fuck it, i ain't running,"
"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
"i'll ask my mom,"
"smooth as butter,"
Shout at my muse to see how they respond:
"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"
"It’s not fair!"
"I could kill you right now!"
"Knock it off!"
"Screw you!"
"You’re a complete moron!"
"I love this song!"
"Bring that here!"
"I hate you!"
"I’m pissed off!"
"Make me!"
"I wish you’d never been born!"
"I bought ice cream!"
"Kiss my ass!"
"Shut up!"
"I can’t do it anymore!"
"Take me home!"
"Just kiss me already!
"I can't be in love with you!"
"I can't believe this!"
"Piss off!"
"I wish things were that simple!"
"I love you!"
"Jump off a bridge!"
"You’re so hot!"
Anger was better than tears, better than grief, better than guilt.
Princess Arianne Martell (via sprightlysylph)
shit my friends insist i said more than once sentence starters;
❝can you believe my sister commented on my last instagram picture thati look like satan?❞
❝listen… i may be tiny but my kicks are can reach very high don’t try me. ❞
❝ actually, you’ve got it all wrong, darling. my middle finger salutes you. ❞
❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
❝ did you know in that in eighth grade i kicked someone’s knee and broke it? ❞
❝ he deserved it, no one fucking compares me to a semi-trailer and gets away with that. ❞
❝ do i look like my brother’s keeper to you? ❞
❝ the best thing that happens when couple combine their names on facebooks is that you can block them both in one press. ❞
❝ you know, it’s so weird that the saying is butterflies in your stomach, it should me just flies because usually the person you fall for is a piece of shit. ❞
❝ you know you should all just break up with your boyfriends and just date me, we could be each other’s sisters wives. ❞
❝ yes it is morning, good however it is not. ❞
❝ why do birthdays happens only once a year? i want to get birthday gifts every week.
❝ i’m literally the biggest sinner in this city. ❞
❝ how does my grandma always sees me from her window, for fucks sake, there’s a building in front of hers! ❞
❝ i just hope my grandma won’t tell my mom she saw us kiss.. ❞
❝ if you piss me off one more time i will throw my phone at your face. ❞
❝ scaring people is kinda my thing. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? bow down to your fucking queen. ❞
❝ what do you mean thanks? lose your clothes. ❞
❝ why yes, throwing water balloons at our boss is a good idea. ❞
❝ well you see there’s thing thing called google, how about you use that instead of driving me nuts. ❞
❝ oh for the love of god, all i wanted was a bit of silence and rihanna’s voice is that so fucking bad? ❞
❝ we should watch porn together, that will be fun. ❞
❝ who’s idea was it to do this again? ❞
❝ i swear i’m a nice person once you get to know me. ❞
❝ i am not a midget! i’m 5′0 for godness sake! ❞
❝ when will the aliens save me from his awful planet? ❞
❝ do you think anyone will notice if i burnt down the school? ❞
❝ honestly, who cares, i mean if i break my leg then i will get babied by you so just push me off the bar i beg of you. ❞
❝ i wish i was an ice cream cone. ❞
❝ you can’t handle being punk rock, you can barely handle being cheesy pop. ❞
❝ if you punch me in the face i’ll give you a dollar. ❞
❝ honestly i’ll give everything for the hulk to fight me. ❞
❝ i feel as if someone is baking me in an oven. ❞
❝ do you think i’ll be a good wife? ❞
Send 💤 for my muse to fall asleep on yours.
