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[itzp1astri]

Never.

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“Honey, Now I know you’re being dramatic.  They’re annoying, not nightmare inducing.”

[armigerx]

                   ❛ you obviously haven't seen my nightmares. ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“…But is that really a bad thing?                 He wanted to kill your dad.”

[armigerx]

                   ❛ yes - i mean no, but      it was me. he attacked me                        and he was chasing me and there was this scaffolding                        in the library and a pole and he just    ❜      ( There's a hand rising; running through dark locks. )

[sonuva--bitch]

              ❝ C'mon, man, don’t get your panties in a bunch. ❞    

[armigerx]

              ❛ you're the one who got heart disease on my mouth. ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“STILES! –You didn’t what? We haven’t gone through all of this crap for you to lie to me!”

[armigerx]

                 ❛ you don't think i KNOW that               ??                        look, I..                                                            Donovan's DEAD. ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“I hate the fact that those yellow little things are everywhere. They’re annoying and the noises they make are annoying.”

[armigerx]

                   ❛ please           don't. they haunt my dreams.                         they give me nightmares, Lydia. nightmares. ❜

[armigerx]

AN ESKAMEWW!

                   ❛ yeah, uh - only funny when I do it. ❜

[armigerx]

What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?

                  ❛ Lydia          ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“Right–Just like I didn’t get slashed by a kanima tail a few days ago. What happened Stiles? You know you can tell me.”

[armigerx]

                 ❛ seriously, Lydia I didn't        it's nothing;                       i'm fine, you're fine, everyone's fine. ❜

[sonuva--bitch]

                    ❝ It was a life or death situation, you                        think I had time to wipe my mouth ? ❞    

[armigerx]

                    ❛ uh, yeah. it takes like two seconds ! ❜

[armigerx]

            ❛ I didn't.. wince. ❜

[armigerx]

.

[sonuva--bitch]

Dean stares at him with a pursed smile, walking the line between annoyed & deeply, deeply in love. He finishes chewing his bite of burger, swallows it down, and leans over to peck Stiles on the lips.

[armigerx]

                    ❛ .. you just kissed me with burger lips didn't you. ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

     “Do you remember when we went to the dance together?    when you said you had a crush on me since the third grade?                  Why me? What made me so special?”

[armigerx]

                      ❛ well.. y'know - you're.. you're beautiful. you've always                            been beautiful. && you're intelligent && even though                            you didn't acknowledge my existence until you were                            forced into it            i'm joking, i'm joking                                               I don't know, you're special. ❜

[ofdeathandroses-deactivated2016]

“Oh my g o d Stiles–” “Do you ever listen to a word I say?”

[armigerx]

                      ❛                 sometimes. ❜

[armigerx]

                    ❛ OH NO,  i'm c h o k i n g,                                                    i need mouth to mouth, quick ! ❜

[armigerx]

starter call !!!