Escapism at its Finest

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[effinbirds]

[sparklejamesysparkle]

Happy 100th birthday to television and screen legend Dick Van Dyke, born on December 13th, 1925 in West Plains, Missouri. ❤ Gifs of Mr. Van Dyke from an interview with Good Morning America, originally broadcast by ABC on December 12th, 2025.

[famouspainterwombat]

[niftyandinterestingstuff]

Wait 'til you see what it is... cool!

[dreamsaremywords]

[political-us]

[fierceawakening]

In this horrible timeline I occasionally agree with… Ted Cruz, apparently

[clintbeifong]

[pjharvey]

chris martin accidentally exposing a CEO for cheating with his employee via a kiss cam at a coldplay concert is the funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

[pjharvey]

“oh shit. i hope we didn’t do something bad” is sending me

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[catchymemes]

[prinnay]

Moon

[prinnay]

Mercury + Mars :)

[waltersnowwhite-deactivated2013]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this

[teaboot]

Holy shit

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[liberalsarecool]

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

[todaysbird]

dire wolves dropped. again

[todaysbird]

We’re not 100% there, but this is by Colossal, the company known for working on “de-extinction”.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[memecucker]

John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

[memecucker]

Probably the most notable meme is Cena photoshopping someone else’s head (or an object) onto Stone Cold Steve Austin and saying “Stone Cold [thing in image]). He’s posted like hundreds of these

[phaeton-flier]

Hold on Stone Cold Sarte goes hard. Authentic 3:16

[spirulin4]

what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

[spirulin4]

thanks for putting your wrong and bad commentary in the tags where i still have to read all of it. most of what you said is untrue.

[imyselfamstrange]

OP: giving children too young to process things so much access to ipads isn’t good for them maybe.

People in the notes: So you hate moms??? You’re ableist?? You think we should go back to the Dark Ages?? (My personal favorite because it makes no sense) you’re poor shaming??

Why is it so difficult to explain that children not developing fine motor skills and losing their attention spans is bad actually??