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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so important to remember coconut curry exists

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Basic Coconut Curry

dice and sautee a bunch of (red or white) onions, garlic, & ginger

add choice of protein

add choice of veggies

add broth, coconut milk, and curry spice mix

cook on low heat 20 min

add sugar, salt, pepper, and lime juice (optional)

serve with rice or flatbread

BOOM. curry. never kill yourself

[irondadfics]

Hii! Do you have any irondad fics where the avengers think that peter's his son, when hes just an intern?

We have this list: Tony and Peter pretend to be father and son 

and a few more

5 Times Someone Thought Peter Was Tony’s Sonby slaylinski

... and 1 time he was. or the one where everyone thinks Peter is Tony's son.

He Was Actually Really Being Truthful (For Once) by orphan_account

Natasha looked more closely. She first saw hints of a second person in the sock poking out of the blanket at a strange angle, and the pale hand with curled-up fingers resting on Tony’s chest. Then she found a head of what looked like brown curls, tucked snugly under Tony’s arm. And eventually, a second set of sleeping breaths, slow and light.  OR The Avengers return from months of missions to find a child fast asleep on the lounge, with Tony snoring beside him. A mystery ensues. Is Tony Stark a father? (It looks like it!) How have they never discovered the kid until now? I mean, Iron Man has always been good at keeping secrets, but a whole CHILD?

I’m telling you, he’s not my son!by Ashfirebolt

5 times people think Peter is Tony's son and the one time Tony says he is. No Endgame spoilers

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant by ellyerin

Steve agrees to hang out with Nat while Clint is gone. They're in an Italian restaurant when they spot Tony at another table, with a woman and child. They try to figure out who the kid could be.

When You Assume Wrong by TentativeTreason

Tony is hiding something.  The Avengers notice the little discrepancies in Tony’s behaviour, and they eventually come to the only conclusion they can think of: Tony is having an affair. **** (i.e. Tony Stark and May Parker co-parent Peter and somehow the Avengers translate this into him cheating on Pepper)

[armoured-iron-geek]

It still baffles me after 8 years that Rogers had over two years to tell Tony the truth about his parents' deaths. The audacity for Mr. Sometimes My Teammates Don't Tell Me Things, to lecture Tony about keeping secrets when he was holding onto one hell of a timebomb.

How hard would it have been to sit Tony down in a calm environment, maybe ask Rhodey or Pepper to be there too, and just fucking tell him?

There would still be rage, but controlled and without the trigger of said parent killer standing a few feet away.

Tony wasn't a black-and-white type of person. With time, he would've come to terms with the fact that it wasn't Bucky's fault. Maybe he would have even assisted with tracking him down and getting him help mentally.

What better way to avenge his parents' death than by removing the control Hydra had over an innocent man?

[armoured-iron-geek]

Sometimes, I feel like the collective IQ of the Sacred Timeline dropped by 100 points per person after Tony snapped his Infinity gauntlet. He took the rest of the intelligence with him into Vahalla.

It's the only explanation I have for the barrage of stupidity and bad decisions, I've suffered through watching normally competent characters make since Endgame.

[armoured-iron-geek]

Calling it now that Thor will throw Mjolnir behind him during a battle.

But the hammer doesn't return to him when he calls it.

Because Loki caught it and is holding it up.

Brothers reunited, the sun shining upon them and all that good shit.

[armoured-iron-geek]

Tony Stark’s 10 year transition from boasting about his catastrophic weapons in the middle of a war-torn country to trying to convince his fiancee about having babies while on a morning jog in Central Park is one of the purest character arcs in cinematic history. 

[armoured-iron-geek]

From asshole-playboy-genius to amazing, caring and soft Iron Dad.

I will always love Tony Stark 3000

[armoured-iron-geek]

Everyone talks about how shocked Peter will be when he sees Tony Stark's face once the Doom mask falls off.

Only Peter has been through so much shit in his short lifespan. Why would it even phase him?

Doom: You want to see the face of true evil, boy! Gaze upon me!! *rips mask off dramatically*

Peter:

[armoured-iron-geek]

Tony Stark, having been a Dr Doom variant the whole time, secretly adopted by the Starks, is a shit narrative but still better than the alternative.

What's the lesser evil? A retcon of a beloved character or the cheapening of a villain over an odd casting choice?

[idk-bruh-20]

2008 Starting Point by Hallpen on Deviantart

[staying-elive]

I refuse to believe Rhodey was switched at Civil War.

Refuse.

I don't care if it looks like he's wearing a hospital gown. Nope. No.

As far as I'm concerned, a little after TFATWS, Rhodey went in for a yearly check up or something. Maybe an xray to check on his legs. Then the Skrulls captured him and stole his leg brace things and that's why he couldn't stand up by himself.

I REFUSE to accept any earlier.

What? Is Marvel suggesting that Skrull Rhodey fought in Wakanda, spent the 5 Blip years working with the Avengers, did the Time Heist, bonded with Nebula, watched Tony die, and supported Sam with the shield?

IS THAT WHAT YOUR SAYING, MARVEL!?

Nope. No.

[armoured-iron-geek]

My anger of how badly they have fucked Rhodey over cannot be expressed enough in any words alone.

[ayhotte]

[armoured-iron-geek]

I love him your honor

[armoured-iron-geek]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3

Instant favourite. Instant #1. It's amazing what happens when a dedicated team actually cares about the characters.

The best trilogy in the MCU. The best superhero group in the MCU.

[armoured-iron-geek]

About to see Guardians Vol.3

I haven't seen a MCU screening this full since Far From Home.

Please let it be good

[armoured-iron-geek]

Watching all Guardians of the Galaxy related content and it brought me back to when the writers and directors were given the time and opportunity to give a shit about the narrative.

Guardians Vol. 3 is the first MCU film since Endgame I've had high expectations for as I trust James Gunn to care about the characters.

While the same went for Taika Watiti, at some point he stopped giving a shit and Love and Thunder was insultingly bad.

I can't wait for these next three weeks to go by...

[armoured-iron-geek]

I'm sitting in the cinema with my friend waiting for Quantumania to start and I feel....absolutely nothing.

Hold this space. I'll be back in two and a half hours to confirm how it met my nil expectations.

[armoured-iron-geek]

So it turns out Melbourne's Australian Centre of the Moving Image (ACMI) has the Love and Thunder costumes on display.

Even cooler in person.