When Dark Matter and Wifi Collide

I guess redoing this to be a bit more informative is in order. This is the Tumblr blog of one Harry Betz, who not too long ago said he'd never get a Tumblr. I was wrong. Bassist in everything from a church music group to a deathcore band. This is the place where the hell that is my mind escapes to reality.

[molebucks-deactivated20150826]

ah

[armtheangels-blog]

Sorry I've only been showing up at single random moments, but I've been pretty busy being hardcore as you can plainly see.

[armtheangels-blog]

I think I'll just leave this here...

[armtheangels-blog]

I'm proud to go to a school where I'm the problem of the day for offensive language. Not for the slew of profanity I use in everyday conversation, but because the word "DICK" is on the cover of the book I was reading in study hall.

[comedycentral]

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[catherinecasper-deactivated2016]

I love Tumblr.

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

The red light one kills me every time

[wavecrestvibe]

I lost my shit at the red light one.

[chdarling]

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

[mattsunsthighs]

always reblog the red light story

[klefable]

drinking game: look through your old fb messages. take a shot every time you added that awkward “haha” at the end of messages to show how fun and casual you were

[straightchristianfurry]

“i’m working on composing some darker stuff for ukelele” something i actually overheard today

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[armtheangels-blog]

So yesterday I felt like shit and drove myself to CVS to pick up some Pepto Bismol. While I was there I passed the "miscellaneous things we don't talk about" isle and remember that I was out of condoms,  so I picked up a box. I went to the checkout and there was only one cashier there, a girl that couldn't have been older than 16 and looked like she wasn't quite accustomed to working in a drugstore yet. She gave me the most curiously frightened look which is when I realized this purchase might be classified as a bit weird. Instead of trying to explain myself I just shrugged and said "My girlfriend works at Taco Bell and said she'd bring dinner home with her tonight." and walked away.

[origamidragonsandfairylights]

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

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[armtheangels-blog]

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university

uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

Now back to championship boxing

[this-episode]

[metalandcoffee]

Electric Wizard - Dunwich