:^)

Collin or cj is fine. send bussy pics (don’t)

[sonypraystation]

I was in the club realizing things

[ratsquinks]

holding rats feels like i’m wielding a weapon in a first person rpg

[sacred-portal]

Merry thiccmas 😩

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when Patrick pooped a Herseys Kiss

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[yourenotgettingthisusername]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crazy-brazilian]

[mariakono]

Just saw a small child fishing by the river instead of being on his phone. Is this how we want our society to be…?

[mariakono]

I live in rural France

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[rozebutch]

[memewhore]

[johndoe-lesbo]

do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

[radiofreederry]

[kristina100000]

embarrassed by the amount of pedestrians i hit with my car today but i made it home safe

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]