Romance is for Losers, and I never Lose!

If at first you dont succeed, blast them with your blue eyes again

[graves-yard]

My favorite totally canon queer Ryan Gosling characters

[flaccid-rats]

Simon Vs. the coltlandgentry siblings

[graves-yard]

I messed up the scale a bit but I'm making pride buttons for my friends

You are going to have to VERBALLY EXPLAIN THIS TO PEOPLE if they ask

You are gonna HAVE TO tell them about my blog and that fucking stupid comic.

Do you realize the amount of explaining GAY SIMON would be

[graves-yard]

Are you really siblings if you don’t treat your sibling’s “partner” like this

[graves-yard]

humbly requesting more wheelchair colt 🤲🤲🤲 pretty please 🤲🤲 i love the way you draw him so so much

Trust that i love wheelchair Colt I am just. So bad at drawing chair

[discougor]

из скетча в полноценку

[seaverizen]

love it when ppl ship the little stunt gosling with the big stunt gosling

[rylandgraces]

Ryan Gosling as Colt Seavers The Fall Guy (2024) dir. David Leitch

[galacticliv]

GET THIS MAN SOME COFFEEEEEE

Colt needs his coffeee 😢

[renxiss]

happy pride and summer!

[t00thpasteface]

when will the torture cease?! haven't they suffered enough?!?!

[fishtrouts]

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

[familyofpaladins]

"You sleep I watch"

pose based on this photo

bonus no xeonite suite:

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[headspace-hotel]

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

[uncivilliberties]

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

[headspace-hotel]

^ ^ ^

[doodlemancy]

hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)

✨ good places to find art reference that are not full of AI trash 🌈

[super-autism-death-ray]

reblogging for personal use

[theunsureartist]

ART REFERENCE NOT FULL OF AI?! YESSS

[peach-pot]

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

[peach-pot]

(this post is about putting all your time, energy, and care into one relationship, about staking all your happiness on a romantic relationship, effectively making the entirety of your joy and stability dependent on one person who could exit your life for any number of reasons no matter how great the relationship seems. it’s about the societal expectation to build your entire social life around one long term relationship, putting all your eggs in that basket, so to speak, instead of tending to larger social network and maintaining a variety of strong connections so that even if one very important relationship comes to an end, you won’t be losing your whole social life in one fell swoop.)

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[schlarklezyaoi]

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

[schlarklezyaoi]

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

[schlarklezyaoi]

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[t00thpasteface]

"#simon the convict" "#simon the butcher" what about #simon the sweetiepea. what about #simon the friend. #simon the guy who is trying his absolute best in the worst possible circumstances