Pepperoni Appreciation Blog

Pepperoni is a small dinosaur from the Cretaceous period in the idw comic run of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Pepperoni is the best character in the series and she must be loved and cherished forever. If anything happens to her I will commit various acts of terorism.

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[cloudabserk]

i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

[ratsoupee]

More grace and pebbles + the riveting sequel-prequel

[headspace-hotel]

Imagine how absolutely baffled a Roman soldier from like 0 AD would be upon being transported suddenly to a very Christian rural midwestern town and seeing crosses everyfuckingwhere

He’d draw a lot of somewhat incorrect conclusions about our culture very quickly

[rivette-the-red]

"This town is full of very very small criminals...."

[headspace-hotel]

I was going to say “weird and arbitrary things are marked with the threat of execution” but yours is funnier

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[rodserlingofficial]

[blueberry-ry]

You guys really need to understand the difference between "fanon interpretation" and "canon fact" ya know, it's getting annoying

[mandalorian-general]

And also "This canon fact is literally just an error or made due to obvious racism" vs "This canon fact is important foundation of canon"

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[iubirea-bot]

Oh Three is just... horrendously fucking lonely, isn't it?

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[not-your-average-url]

At the end of exit strategy when murderbot is like *psst hey Mensah I rlly wanna take over the gunship* and mensah, not caring that murderbot is talking to her over the feed, starts scolding it aloud while gripping its collar and is in its face. I know everyone in that room was like

The PresAux team especially. They know what getting chewed out by mensah feels like. The company people are just

[loving-jack-kelly]

i often prefer reading a physical book to listening to an audiobook but the murderbot audiobooks narrated by kevin r free are so good. i literally feel like i'm a child on preservation sitting at its feet listening to it tell me stories. and i love it. i love it (the audiobook) so much and i LOVE IT (murderbot itself) SO MUCH it's crazy.

[dunmeshistash]

Izutsumi is aroace, you agree with me, happy pride.

[cerebrobullet]

now, i do enjoy the "grace breaks his glasses and is despondent because it's his only pair" head canons because i love drama and misery, but also this is NASA. They sent him up there with like ten extra pairs because a) it's NASA and b) everyone fucking saw how Grace treated his glasses. The original redundancy plan probably called for like 5 pairs but then Stratt took one look at that and was "absolutely not, he's a fucking menace double that immediately"

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[signiorbenedickofpadua]

this fanfiction shit is easy