[classic-jorts]

Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience

goodnight, sweet prince

[evbobevisgoinginsane]

the

[brokenstick]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

[thesevenumbrellas]

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

[catchymemes]

[pleckthaniel]

Favorite genre of post

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[arohawe]

i’ve been saving this for this day i can’t believe it’s finally here

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[madd-with-adhd]

Haha yeah!! (I didn’t understand a single thing you just said)

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Remember that fucking Rise of the Guardians movie? with twink jack frost and Hugh Jackman’s fursona??? Remember how like, that was so big??? for like half a year???? and then it completely fucking disappeared???? does anyone remember ANYTHING from that movie?????????? I fucking watched it and I straight up cannot remember ANYTHING. What the hell was that. 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

dont do this 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

i regret this 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[willabee]

observing shredded cheddar

[kittyit]

I'm making myself sick over this

[wifehaver103947]

[na-jae-min-deactivated20220610]

jaemin with glasses 👓

[artyphex]

I love that in the time since Twilight was big we've learned that Kristen Stewart is actually a fantastic actress and super cool human being and all the hate against her was unwarranted and rooted in misogyny while also discovering Robert Pattinson is yes a good actor but also one of the weirdest people alive

[detectivehole]

please know that when i type a lone "?" i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity

[detectivehole]

stop calling this a castiel moment i'm a real human being with hopes and dreams