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“The Blair Fucking Bitch Project” - what my husband calls me. He/They. Bi. 34. Aussie in St Louis. Same @ on bsky.

[fagapult]

Thank you @bantlers for this awesome commission for my husband’s birthday! (And one for me too of course)

[sloppystyle]

[glacier--freeze]

[transcript:

Okay, guys, I think I have a new one: tell me about a time that you or somebody you know- like you know this story personally- tell me about a time that you or somebody you know, either separately or together or neither of you, were actually involved or not- like think- and it could be an instance too. So tell me about a time- time or an instance or even a place that you and this person that you know- you know this person, so this isn’t a random person- tell me about a time or- or a place or an instance that you or this person, either separately or together (could be either one, maybe none of you, honestly) were involved in this, but- or- or not involved like- but tell me about a time that you or this other person or none of you or all of you- or an instance or a place or a thing- could be a thing too- tell me about a time that you- [laughs]

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[heptacon]

do u like my shirt

[cockadventure]

so uh i'm interested in seeing cock

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

This is how Democrats mourning Lindsey Graham sound

[theblvcksupreme]

Jude Bellingham

[3atteurd]

[spooky-szn69]

👾

[forestgreenlesbian]

Water For The People, Paul D’Amato

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[angelshake]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

[notarobot1006]

[jetlaggingbehind]

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

[fagapult]

I went out to a bar to make friends and didn’t talk to a single person AMA

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[viafrantica]

Jean Daniel Cadinot, c 1980

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[pureclosion]

[fagapult]

This heat + smoky air + I accidentally ate the diarrhea lettuce and am waiting for my impending doom to strike make leaving the house to explore the city very difficult

[wagitfag]

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