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19 / he/they / transexualist

[arrogantsoap]

idk I'm not organized at all but here's important info about this blog:

- I don't really have a defined tagging system, but I tag "my post" on anything i write;

- I'm very much trans (trans masc nonbinary 💉21/11/22 🩻01/02/24) (also fuck you if you still like harry potter literally just grow up);

- i sometimes do art so i might post it here (I'll tag it "my art");

- if you want to ask me anything, feel free to scream into the void;

- some current obsessions I'll probably reblog a lot about: the beatles, house md, phoebe bridgers, our flag means death, scream, gta v (am crawling out of my own skin for trevor);

- I don't have a dni but like just please don't harass me lol;

- otherwise I'm just here to have a good time and perhaps make lil friends! :)

[thezabajabajungle]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

[cannibalchicken]

[gaylor-moon]

[official-boob-posts]

I’ve literally never heard this hello?

Also are horses predators in Christianity??

[teaboot]

That is either the best or the worst pastor to have ever lived

[queerfables]

Dude God made them big to ward off predators we shouldn't be hindering God's nipple plans!!

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[redstonedust]

oh... you're cis? like you still use the gender your parents picked out for you? no i mean that's fine if youre happy with it...... i guess i expected something a bit more mature :/ you sure you don't wanna try a new one? okay dude....

[ihatebisexualmen2]

They should Tell everyone on both love island and survivor that a nuke blew up the Us and that they have to work together to start a new society . And then see which one becomes more warlike / Powerful

[redstonedust]

i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.

[kaylmao]

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

[kaylmao]

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stormtide-leviathan]

looking for opinions both from americans and non-americans: what would you consider to be the big 4 american cities in terms of like, vibes-based cultural impact?

[thesluts2004]

rpf is unethical but not because it’s an invasion of celebrity privacy or an overstep or whatever i don’t care about that. it’s unethical because it makes me feel bad. i shouldnt have to think about the tragic relationship of paul mccartney and john lennon every time i open this app. it’s not sustainable

[boymounter]

'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

[arrogantsoap]

i mean sure. might as well follow homunculus argument. i guess that's all this website is now. sure

[zealockthegreat]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if there was someone using they/them pronouns and every time someone asks them why they do that, like isn't that a plural, they just look at the asker with the most deadpan expression and say "my parents were really poor when I was growing up. They couldn't afford to get us all our own pronouns so me and my siblings all had to share."