ArrowsandFangs

[arrowsandfangs]

i forgot to turn off the heat in the stove and now my pasta is ash black what the hell

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yall my other half doesnt wanna get off of work BECAUSE A TWINK IN A HAT IS PETTING HIM ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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Ppspspsospspssososospsps go visit Starburst, gives you cat mint or whatever it was called, you feral little thing I will crush you with a hydraulic press

WHAT

h. how do you know my sorta sister /silly

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

GIGGLING//

Because I'm magic lazer piss man... Go and visit your uh. The. Stupif

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ITS?? FIVEPM?? I WAS JS ABOUT TO CALL HER TO SEE IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH MY SISTER??

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

Well, I think she's dead

Asleep* mb, broski

[arrowsandfangs]

WHO ARE YOU????

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

I already told you, I'm the magic lazer piss man

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i dont know who that is

[arrowsandfangs]

Ppspspsospspssososospsps go visit Starburst, gives you cat mint or whatever it was called, you feral little thing I will crush you with a hydraulic press

WHAT

h. how do you know my sorta sister /silly

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

GIGGLING//

Because I'm magic lazer piss man... Go and visit your uh. The. Stupif

[arrowsandfangs]

ITS?? FIVEPM?? I WAS JS ABOUT TO CALL HER TO SEE IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH MY SISTER??

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

Well, I think she's dead

Asleep* mb, broski

[arrowsandfangs]

WHO ARE YOU????

[arrowsandfangs]

Ppspspsospspssososospsps go visit Starburst, gives you cat mint or whatever it was called, you feral little thing I will crush you with a hydraulic press

WHAT

h. how do you know my sorta sister /silly

[sewing-reblogs-stuff]

GIGGLING//

Because I'm magic lazer piss man... Go and visit your uh. The. Stupif

[arrowsandfangs]

ITS?? FIVEPM?? I WAS JS ABOUT TO CALL HER TO SEE IF SHE WANTED TO HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH MY SISTER??

[arrowsandfangs]

Ppspspsospspssososospsps go visit Starburst, gives you cat mint or whatever it was called, you feral little thing I will crush you with a hydraulic press

WHAT

h. how do you know my sorta sister /silly

[arrowsandfangs]

yall is it normal for your sister to jump out of windows to avoid being seen by your friends

[arrowsandfangs]

DISCLAIMER!

this is a parody/rp blog for my anons and his family, primarily Heartbreaker and Cupid (the main). the primary blog these two are on are @anondesigns and @lustandloveseekers . mod's main is @yourlocalchaosdemon !

the characters will have seperate tags most of the time, but stay silly yall