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Stine | 18 | she/her | check out my art blog @sublimebasementchild

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You’re a sunflower ♫ I think your love would be too much ♫

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@ tumblr users

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Valar Morghulis

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“When I decided to hit Bush with the shoe, it was a natural reaction, to the killing of a million of my people, the orphaning of five million children, resulting in tens of thousands of handicapped persons, tens of thousands of prisoners in American jails in Iraq, and the everyday scandals caused by the American occupation: rape, Abu Ghraib prison, bringing down roofs on people’s heads with Apache helicopters and F16 planes. Despite all this, Bush was saying the Iraqi people are happy, and the Americans liberated the Iraqi people.”

Muntadhar al-Zaidi

[brassparker]

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

[brassparker]

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

[yffresbeard]

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[penny-anna]

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

[penny-anna]

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

[rubyleaf]

May I also bring up the scene in The Two Towers where Legolas sees eyes in the woods and starts riding back, and Gandalf calls him back with a “STAY, LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!”

He really does it to non-hobbits too. He’s canonically done it to an elf.

[penny-anna]

I completely forgot that & thank you for confirming it’s canon

[notagiraffe]

The more ‘son of’s he adds, the angrier he is

[bunjywunjy]

“LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, YOU SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND LEAVE THOSE TREES ALONE OR SO HELP ME”

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[friendlyrejection]

god i wish lesbians in mainstream media werent so sexualized. like… wheres my dorky highschool gfs… wheres my uptight office lesbian and sloppy sweatpants lesbian who shows office lesbian the joys of eating raw cookie dough at 4am… wheres my rich and famous lesbian who falls in love with shy bookish lesbian… wheres my waitress gfs who work at competing restaurants… wheres my mutual pinning neighbor lesbians who barge into each-others’ houses uninvited… like not every sapphic couple is two Sexy Women With A Forbidden Passion… give me my fun and sweet sitcom lesbians

[paragonraptors]

i got carried away

[tabrishawkelavellan]

I have like no screenshots of River Hawke.  But she’s a pretty lady and yes, her eyemakeup is kaddis.  She’s a mage, but I accidentally loaded a worldstate with her as a rogue.  River would objectively be my most “hated” protag if I shared more of her. She handed Isabela over to the Arishok.  She sided with the Templars.  She killed Anders. 

[slatesource]

Jenny Slate says that misogyny makes her “The Opposite of Horny”

[animyuls]

[rarebritney]

he really put his butt on that cast iron wow….. you can’t wash those w soap….. hope he realizes what he’s done

[shit-goblins-r-us]

You can wash them with soap. The oil has polymerized and unless you used a really crappy oil to season the pan, you’re gonna be fine. I regularly wash all of my cast iron ware and have for years, with no problems whatsoever.

[materassassino]

DON’T COOK HIM

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