devoting full time to floating

sally moore. marine biologist. obsessed with you already!

[amongsttheaspens]

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[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: Wait. When is my turn

[conconcarpenter]

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[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: Genuinely with all my heart hope this works

[h0peisstrong]

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flirted too hard with a ceo and now i’m in a room in the plaza ordering room service on his dime. chat did i accidentally become a sugar baby?

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: Do y'all want a third

[twoscoopskeegan]

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lando brought wee mojito into the shop today and fuck it cleo needs a cat. where do i get one????

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: Let’s get baby girl a kitten and you a tighter shirt

[conconcarpenter]

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bro has no decorum

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: God forbid a guy know his best angles

[amongsttheaspens]

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When @ivy.rogers asks you to be an obedient little model boy for a photo shoot, you say yes. We look hot, @chessythrifts 😘

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: So delicious

[cookwithizzy]

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so we knowwww i’m a summer girl but spring is woo’ing me so hard right now!!!!! (i got to take my spring lamb perry to the farmer’s market, saw my FAVE jam man of ALL TIME aaaand i got flowers for my chrissykins!!) it all felt very rom-com 💐🌸🌻🌼

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: My beautiful baby angel princess sunshine omg

[keeleybop]

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[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally replied to this story: Oh my baby. I’m on my way xxx

[amongsttheaspens]

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No longer depressed in case you were wondering. 🥾🌲🪵⛰️⛺️

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: This made my heart sing

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[deepblueluke]

@lukewren: It's a big blue world!

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @lukewren Where are you. Why aren't you here. I texted you. Ophelia can literally come too it's fine but WHERE WERE YOU

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[lawyerupbailey]

@baileymeads: I want it to be known that I spent ten minutes trying to get your attention when I took that photo. But you were too busy staring at the fish like an iPad baby.

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @baileymeads Soz that I wanted to be at one with nature while YOU were, in fact, the iPad baby. (I knew what I was doing babe, I wanted everyone to see how #focused and #mesmerised I was by the fishies)

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[andyfrombrooklyn]

@krisspyandy: Those penguins are the most adorable things I've ever seen in my life.

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @krisspyandy Babe? That's such a lie and you know it. You've literally seen me in dungarees eating ice cream from the tub at 3am on my period. You've seen Alexey first thing in the morning. Wise up maybe xxxxxxxx @swimmysally: @krisspyandy JK PENGUINS ARE THE BEST AND CUTEST IN THE WORLD

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[cookwithizzy]

@fizzybank: mate for life with me like those penguins challenge initiated

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @fizzybank Literally cannot think of a better life??Good food 🍴🥘 and GOOD food 👅🐱

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[cheerlaura]

@lauratimbits: PLEASE tell me you got to feed them??

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @lauratimbits Babe I am literally their mother at this point I'm about to regurgitate a whole entire aqarium into their open beaks if they let me

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[griffinmcrory]

@griffmcrory: The Happy Feet/Surf's Up double bill on your Letterboxd makes so much sense now.

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @griffmcrory Babe, you don't GET it. Mumble can tap dance. WITH HIS LITTLE FEET. He's an emporer penguin and he can TAP DANCe. Unheard of. Showstopping. Genuine cinema. Can we please watch March of the Penguins when you're next over? I watched a documentary last night about a penguin named Steve. Made me cry. I think I'm broody. Whatever that means.

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[amongsttheaspens]

@asspeenlol: The mental image of them tap dancing has reduced me to tears.

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @asspeenlol I'm taking lessons RIGHT NOW. Mumble Happy Feet I will be your dance partner

[sallyunderthesea]

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Literally inconsolable if you even care

[slapshotcoop]

@coopdetroit: You look so fucking cute in your natural habitat.

[sallyunderthesea]

@swimmysally: @coopdetroit You, me and an aquarium date when? Muah muah muah kiss me in front of the Southern Sea Otters xxxxxx