[memewhore]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stability]

[softheartedsuggestion]

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

[pvnk-bitch]

[lovelustquotes]

[gahdamnpunk]

[lilmamabeyellin]

better to lose people not meant for you than to exhaust yourself trying to impress, love, help, and grow with people who never will be

[eggzaki]

idc (I do care)

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[winterfellis]

[athizria]

[onlytwitterpics]

[lomasdope]

One word can end a fight. One smile can start a friendship. One look can save a relationship. One person can change your life.

(via lomasdope)

[wordsnquotes]

If you see beauty in something, don’t wait for others to agree.

Sherihan Gamal (via kvtes)

[rosewater1997]

Who else has been busy lately becoming a new person