;; WE'LL BRING AN ARSENAL

IF YOU THINK WE'RE DONE BABY WE'LL BRING IT, WE'LL BRING IT roy harper. us history teacher at auradon prep.

[nixiemuffet]

“…But there might be spiders down there with nothing to eat, of course I’m going to go down there, it’s for their safety. If you get sick from a simple basement, you’d have a horrible time underground. If you’re really that scared, though, I have some tea.”

[arscnalls-blog]

“be my guest, kid, but personally, you won’t find me down there.” he sighed. “even though the darkness is supposed to be my friend, you know, because i’m a soulless ginger, i have a rough time with dirty basements with bad lighting.”

[iastrapi]

Lydia didn’t even bother hiding the pure relief that had washed over her at the sight of the cranky ginger. Finally, someone who wouldn’t crack riddles at her or browbeat the students. Finally, someone with a little bit of sanity left. An impish grin cracked its way across her face as her hand reached out, pointing towards the left side of his head. “I think I see a few on your temple. Right–there.” 

[arscnalls-blog]

“nice to see you’re happy i’m back, allen.” the ginger side-eyed the female before scratched the back of his head, tired and irritated. the vague sounds of thomas jefferson trying to cuss out alexander hamilton in the background, roy found it the time to strike up casual conversation. “so, punched anybody different? and by anybody different i mean nigma?”

[arscnalls-blog]

“alright, so anybody who’s planning to go in the basement, don’t. number one, that’s where all of us were held prisoner. number 2, and this may just be a personal thing, but it’s filthy down there. i’m getting sick just think about it. good news is, i’m not subjecting any of you for work today. we’re just going to sit here... and listen to hamilton while i count how many grey hairs i’ve grown in the past two weeks.”

[arscnalls-blog]

“-alright, good thing we practiced the routine that when mr. harper says duck, you duck. for christ, you kids surely have some aim... your targets are the big circle things with colored rings on ‘em, not your classmates, even if you have a beef with somebody. ...ugh, nobody got hurt did they?”

[arscnalls-blog]

@stfuharper: somebody just asked me if i wanted to get some sun then called me carrot top fuck you the sun is my only enemy and i swear to one day fight it so i'll fight you too asshole

[nextgenxlucis-deactivated202012]

“Wrench? What the- Ah!” He jumped down just in time for the wrench to miss his face. At least the tool was something he recognized from his home. “All I wanted to do was use it, but it won’t even respond…. That is what it’s supposed to do, right?” How was he to know? Over the course of his stay in Auradon, he already encountered enchanted beings, superhumans and droids. Even a mere computer was alien territory to him.

[arscnalls-blog]

“uh-huh. and if it doesn’t do that, it either a. has a virus, or b. it’s old. this one...” he sighed. “virus. also has the good ol’ ‘restricted to nuts and bolts with a cracked screen, but if i can build one of these from scratch, i can fix it. i just need you to step back. can’t get hurt on my watch.” tongue in cheek, he started messing with a few loose bolts and nuts, fastening the main plate of the computer so it stayed still. “i’m surprised; normally one punch doesn’t do this much damage. are you one of those super strength kids?”

[arscnalls-blog]

@wtfdru: @stfuharper i'll only complain if you make it dumb. but it's what starfire would want so.

@stfuharper: @wtfdru you think everything i do is dumb

[arscnalls-blog]

@stfuharper: ...sooo... do you guys want that club i mean i can pROBABLY get dru to help even if she complains godmother gave me the greenlight so but if you don't want it i mean i understand i know it's kinda small-

[arscnalls-blog]

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pls don’t take too much okay i don’t want you to be overwhelmed-

[arscnalls-blog]

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CARO ARE YOU CONSIDERING IT

[arscnalls-blog]

fr though

starfire is like my WIFE and if i weren’t already roy i’d gladly rp her she’s like the bEST

[arscnalls-blog]

@wtfdru: starfire is thE BEST and the space kids are awesome, if you ask me. all of 'em. not just the ones here

[arscnalls-blog]

@stfuharper: i mean. i had a girlfriend who was in the same position a couple years back. she's from this place called tamaran - beautiful scenery, v nice - but yeah i mean i'm gonna talk to godmother abt it maybe it'll be some sort of club or some idk

[arscnalls-blog]

@stfuharper: i'm half-tempted to start teaching an 'earth culture' class to help out these poor space kids jesus christ

[captainamerica-hq-deactivated20]

“Calm, down there just kids maybe you can look on the security footage, but that wouldn’t be a bad prank for someone to pull.”

[arscnalls-blog]

“you’re right, you’re right, i should calm down, take a deep breath... not a bad prank, know i must’ve done something like it, it just....came out of nowhere. i only knew about it after godmother found out.”

[arscnalls-blog]

I’M CRYING THIS IS BASICALLY ROY’S FIRST STARTER

[haileyfvk-blog]

“Uhm, it wasn’t me?” Hailey said, slightly intimidated by the older man.

[arscnalls-blog]

well, way to go, harper. scaring a fucking kid- “i-i wasn’t saying you did, kiddo. i’m just... in a mood.”