I'M UTTERLY ARSEHOLED!

what a piece of work is man.

[thewowsignal2026]

Withnail and I (1987, dir. Bruce Robinson)

[eveninginbed]

Richard E. Grant and Paul McGann in Withnail and I (1987)

[thewowsignal2026]

Withnail and I (1987, dir. Bruce Robinson)

[thewowsignal2026]

Withnail and I (1987, dir. Bruce Robinson)

[diet-tampon]

“yeah but tell me more about you”

[bunnygirl1998]

[professionalfigureskater]

[arseholed-blog]

character study - traits & characteristics ! :   repost and tag away.  bold all that applies to your muse  &  italicize those that apply sometimes.

EYES :     blue · green · brown · hazel · gray · gray-blue · other HAIR :     blond · sandy · brown · black · auburn · ginger · grey / white · multi-color · other BODY TYPE :     skinny · slender · slim · built · curvy · athletic · muscular · chubby · overweight SKIN :     pale · light · fair · freckled · tan · olive · medium · dark · discolored GENDER :     male · female · trans · cis · agender · demigender · genderfluid · other · doesn’t like labels SEXUALITY :    heterosexual · homosexual · bisexual · pansexual · asexual · demisexual · other · doesn’t like labels ROMANTIC ORIENTATION :     homoromantic · heteroromantic · biromantic · panromantic · aromantic · demiromantic · unsure · doesn’t like labels SPECIES :     human · undead · shapeshifter · demon · angel · witch · ghost · incubus / succubus · werewolf · alien · mutant · god EDUCATION :     high school · college · university · master’s degree · PhD I’VE BEEN :     in love · hurt · ill · mentally abused · bullied · physically abused · tortured ·  brainwashed · shot POSITIVE TRAITS :     affectionate · adventurous · athletic · brave · careful · charming · confident · creative · cunning · determined · forgiving · generous · honest · humorous · intelligent · loyal · modest · patient · selfless · polite · down-to-earth · diligent · romantic · moral · fun-loving · attractive · charismatic · calm NEGATIVE TRAITS :     aggressive · bossy · cynical · envious · shy · fearful · greedy · gullible · jealous · impatient · impulsive · cocky · reckless · insecure · irresponsible · mistrustful · paranoid · possessive · sarcastic · self-conscious · selfish · swears · unstable · clumsy · rebellious · emotional · vengeful · anxious · self-sabotaging · moody · peevish · angry · pessimistic · slacker · thin-skinned · overly dramatic · argumentative

LIVING SITUATION :     lives alone · lives with parent(s) / guardian(s) · lives with significant other · lives with a friend · drifter · homeless · lives with children · other PARENTS / GUARDIAN(S) :     mother · father · adoptive · foster · grandmother · grandfather SIBLINGS :     sister(s) · brother(s) · none EXTENDED FAMILY :     uncle(s) · aunt(s) · cousin(s) RELATIONSHIP :     single · crushing · dating · engaged · married · separated · it’s complicated I HAVE A(N) :     learning disorder · personality disorder · mental disorder · anxiety disorder · sleep disorder · eating disorder · behavioral disorder · substance-related disorder · PTSD · mental disability · physical disability THINGS I’VE DONE BEFORE :     had alcohol · smoked · stolen · done drugs · self-harmed · starved · had sex · had a threesome · had a one-night stand · gotten into a fist fight · gone to hospital · gone to jail · used a fake ID · played hooky · gone to a rave · killed someone · had someone try to kill them

TAGGED BY :     @hokeful sorta! TAGGING :     whoever wants to!! i reformatted this a bit to make it easier for me to read sry!

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though

[meanplastic]

I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

[jessicahide]

THE MIST (2007) SENTENCE STARTERS modify as necessary! trigger warnings for violence, death, threatening language

“All the food’s gonna go bad.”

“I’ve gotta start over from scratch.”

“Well, sweetie, you couldn’t exactly know that a tree was gonna come flying through the window.”

“It’s just stuff.”

“We’re safe. That’s all that counts.”

“I really don’t want you running all over the place.”

“You have incredibly low standards.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not gonna punch him in the nose.”

“I’m sorry. I mean it. Sincerely.”

“You’re not heading into town today by any chance, are you?”

“‘Friends’ might be stretching it a little.”

“There’s something in the mist.”

“It’s death out there. It’s the end of days.”

“Stop it, okay? Stop it.”

“Let’s just stay cool. Let’s just try to figure out what happened.”

“I hope you all rot in hell.”

“If you need anything, just holler.”

“First thing we need to do is keep our wits about us and find out what’s happened.”

“It’s Judgment Day and it’s come round at last.”

“You’ve done that to yourself by a life of sin and dissolution.”

“You don’t seem to understand, or you’re trying real hard not to.”

“Would you just shut the fuck up already?”

“The next time you’ve got something to say, you count your teeth, because I’m sick to death of your bullshit.”

“You should’ve said what you meant better.”

“What we saw was impossible. You know that, don’t you?”

“It’s not my blood. I’m fine.”

“We’re in the deep shit here. People need to know.”

“I’m just not that stupid. I mean, what do you take me for?”

“We’ve got real problems to deal with here, and this pathetic attempt at a joke has gone far enough.”

“Well, don’t I feel foolish?”

“I actually thought you were being kind to me today, so thanks for setting me straight.”

“It appears we may have a problem of some magnitude here.”

“They’re not all bad. They can’t all be bad.”

“The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.”

“You can’t convince some people there’s a fire even when their hair is burning. Denial is a powerful thing.”

“There’s none so blind as those who will not see.”

“Open your eyes. Let the scales fall away.”

“Your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends.”

“You’ll have to stop now. You’re scaring the children.”

“The bill is due. It must be paid.”

“Kid, you got brass balls.”

“You sure there’s no way I can talk you out of this?”

“Hey, how come you never asked me out?”

“Can we just stay in here a while? Just you and me?”

“My life for you.”

“Just sleep. Everything’ll be better in the morning.”

“You can’t fuck with me on this. Not like this.”

“We have to get out of here. I mean permanently.”

“You don’t have much faith in humanity, do you?”

“People are basically good as long as the machines are working and you can dial 9-1-1, but you take those things away, you throw people in the dark, you scare the shit out of them, you’ll see how primitive they get.”

“If you scare people badly enough, you can get them to do anything.”

“As a species, we’re fundamentally insane. If you put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?”

“Oh, Jesus, that’s just wrong.”

“Why can’t you just leave well enough alone?”

“Welcome to Sesame Street, today’s word is ‘expiation’.”

“I’m not spending the rest of my life here.”

“I’d rather die out there trying than in here waiting.”

“You stop your chickenshit whining or I will cut your puling tongue out.”

“I heard stuff. We all heard stuff.”

“Don’t you know by now? Don’t you know the truth?”

“Let’s see how far this fuel takes us.”

“Well, we gave it a good shot. Nobody can say we didn’t.”

[arseholed-blog]

me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]

me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i'm not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best....... [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]

[arseholed-blog]

@ribleyscotch

     He’s sprawled on the sofa with his feet on the coffee table when Marwood shows his face. Eyeing him between the fingers splayed over his eyes, he clears his throat importantly. “Mr Ambrose Fred’s been. You’ve just missed him. He said we’ve terrible fengshui in here.” Withnail isn’t entirely sure what fengshui is, but that isn’t stopping him. “He said we’ve to move the settee so it’s facing the south-east.”

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

not everything is about you

that’s fucked up and i refuse to believe it

[archivedkennedy]

[bettercoward-deactivated2019081]

archiekennedy‌:

The man in the chair is MARWOOD. Twenty-five years old. Milk white with insomnia. Glasses like Lennon’s and a sweet face behind them. Seventy-five per cent good looks and the rest is anxiety. This is a long haul with unspecified destination. Only thing certain is there are still hours to go. Hours and hours have stagnated in here. Drifting in cigarette smoke and settling with the dust.

[arseholed-blog]

@chromoluminous liked

     “I have some extremely distressing news.” Contrary to what Basil may be thinking, the news is not that Withnail is in their apartment without warning or invite, although that may very well be distressing in and of itself. This hasn’t occurred to him.

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@deepglens liked

     “I feel unusual.” He’s proclaimed this with a level of confidence that drops into marked uncertainty as he continues. “I think we should go outside.”