Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe

[vandercunt-deactivated20181213]

[tritaniumwhite]

me as a trophy husband with no qualifications 

[dailyb99gifs]

[sandraflywithme]

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[last-light-maybe]

I want her self confidence

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[cripplingdepresssion]

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[mitchharry]

Noah Cyrus and lil xan (??) breaking up over a fake Charlie Puth nude is the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[mitchharry]

like hxndnd I love hollywood

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[charksthelizard]

As the cold war comes to a climax, one must have all the necessary supplies.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Brother

[fukushima-kamikrazee-war-boy]

Loops

[ronpaulproblems]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

“With the sweat of slaves and the blood of the native people”

[silverhawk]

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

[godpenis]

I shower periodically

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

[byrneing]

friend: how are you me: