Can legally say fuck

For Halloween I was the family disappointment. Again.

welcome-to-batburger

not surprising.

Listen.

Fuck you

For Halloween I was the family disappointment. Again.

incorrectmulti

Dick: Come here, look at you! (ties Roy’s tie) What? (pause) What are you staring at? Roy: I’m admiring a beautiful man who married me for some reason.

lex is echos dad kill him

Uhhhhhh no

Why the fuck are there so many gingers now

Stop taking away my character trait

tip- your new dadbat will do anything for a papaya because hes not actually human even in his human form. the instincts take over and hes like a very easily trained dog. use for your own advantage :) free iphones

Love me some free iphones!

ROY??? SON???

OH FUCK OH GOD DAD

ROY! I MISSED YOU!

I’M SORRY I DIED AGAIN FOR A HOT MINUTE

I'M MAD YOU DIED BUT I'M HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE AGAIN!

YOU'VE MISSED SO MUCH

YEAH! LIFE! I’M BREATHING AGAIN!

YOU HAVE LIKE SEVERAL NEW PARENTS NOW BTW

DON'T DIE AGAIN OR YOU'RE GROUNDED

EXPLAIN

ALSO COOL I’LL TRY?

I'M ENGAGED TO JAY, THE REFORMED JOKER AND I'M DATING MAN BAT AND JONATHAN NOW TOO! I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I'M DATING ANYMORE

GOOD

I’M TERRIFIED BUT OKAY

echo-suggestions

He forgot Catman who strips when he’s threatened.

..ruh roh

kingsharksuggests

not just when he’s threatened -:) at any time with no warning -:) I’m a shark -:)

catman-suggests

You want me to take my shirt off now or after I take off my pants?

kingsharksuggests

surprise me -:)

Please Don’t

ROY??? SON???

You have a son?

I have several actually.

My youngest Elliot, who's only a baby, he was born this year. Duke, who's adopted, Batman is his other parent and then my oldest Roy aka Arsenal. He used to work along side that bitch Green Arrow.

Oh! I hope I'll be able to meet them, some time.

You can meet Roy and Elliot! Roy's back! And Elliot is a baby so he can't go anywhere

I wish I could introduce you to Becky and Aaron- I'm excited to meet yours!

@arsenal-suggestion Roy! Say hi to Kirk!

Oh shit oh fuck oh god

Hey, Roy! I would've been human if I knew you were coming, hah. Sorry if my bat-head throws you off.

Nah, you’re good. Gotta get used to that Gotham Life

I didn’t know I was comin either so that works

Oh, good. Your father doesn't mind it, but- some people do.

You can’t help it, man. Don’t stress bout it. Waylon’s one of my best pals.

Oh, no, I absolutely can help it. I just prefer being this way because I have hands. And I'm deaf, ordinarily.

Huh.. Makes sense. Havin both hands and hearing is a bit of a bonus

Exactly! It's also a lot easier to resist the urge to kill and eat you, like this.

O h

Yeah, nah, don’t do that. Wouldn’t be a real good thing to experience, not gonna lie

Don't worry. I'm primarily a fruit bat, so my hunting skills as Manbat are abysmal. Eddie learned he can distract me by throwing mangoes, hah.

. . Alright yeah that doesn’t surprise me

Riddlefam is back, sluts!

ROY??? SON???

You have a son?

I have several actually.

My youngest Elliot, who's only a baby, he was born this year. Duke, who's adopted, Batman is his other parent and then my oldest Roy aka Arsenal. He used to work along side that bitch Green Arrow.

Oh! I hope I'll be able to meet them, some time.

You can meet Roy and Elliot! Roy's back! And Elliot is a baby so he can't go anywhere

I wish I could introduce you to Becky and Aaron- I'm excited to meet yours!

@arsenal-suggestion Roy! Say hi to Kirk!

Oh shit oh fuck oh god

Hey, Roy! I would've been human if I knew you were coming, hah. Sorry if my bat-head throws you off.

Nah, you’re good. Gotta get used to that Gotham Life

I didn’t know I was comin either so that works

Oh, good. Your father doesn't mind it, but- some people do.

You can’t help it, man. Don’t stress bout it. Waylon’s one of my best pals.

Oh, no, I absolutely can help it. I just prefer being this way because I have hands. And I'm deaf, ordinarily.

Huh.. Makes sense. Havin both hands and hearing is a bit of a bonus

Exactly! It's also a lot easier to resist the urge to kill and eat you, like this.

O h

Yeah, nah, don’t do that. Wouldn’t be a real good thing to experience, not gonna lie

ROY??? SON???

You have a son?

I have several actually.

My youngest Elliot, who's only a baby, he was born this year. Duke, who's adopted, Batman is his other parent and then my oldest Roy aka Arsenal. He used to work along side that bitch Green Arrow.

Oh! I hope I'll be able to meet them, some time.

You can meet Roy and Elliot! Roy's back! And Elliot is a baby so he can't go anywhere

I wish I could introduce you to Becky and Aaron- I'm excited to meet yours!

@arsenal-suggestion Roy! Say hi to Kirk!

Oh shit oh fuck oh god

Hey, Roy! I would've been human if I knew you were coming, hah. Sorry if my bat-head throws you off.

Nah, you’re good. Gotta get used to that Gotham Life

I didn’t know I was comin either so that works

Oh, good. Your father doesn't mind it, but- some people do.

You can’t help it, man. Don’t stress bout it. Waylon’s one of my best pals.

Oh, no, I absolutely can help it. I just prefer being this way because I have hands. And I'm deaf, ordinarily.

jonathan-keeny-crane-suggestions

Huh.. Makes sense. Havin both hands and hearing is a bit of a bonus

why are you so surprised by Roy being Eddie's son?

Maybe the fact that that’s Green Arrow’s boy???

jonathan-keeny-crane-suggestions

Was*

Did,, Did you think I was related to GA or somethin???

I don’t know! I don’t just happen to know everyone’s lineage at any given time!

Dude I’m Fucking Ginger

ROY??? SON???

You have a son?

I have several actually.

My youngest Elliot, who's only a baby, he was born this year. Duke, who's adopted, Batman is his other parent and then my oldest Roy aka Arsenal. He used to work along side that bitch Green Arrow.

Oh! I hope I'll be able to meet them, some time.

You can meet Roy and Elliot! Roy's back! And Elliot is a baby so he can't go anywhere

I wish I could introduce you to Becky and Aaron- I'm excited to meet yours!

@arsenal-suggestion Roy! Say hi to Kirk!

Oh shit oh fuck oh god

Hey, Roy! I would've been human if I knew you were coming, hah. Sorry if my bat-head throws you off.

Nah, you’re good. Gotta get used to that Gotham Life

I didn’t know I was comin either so that works

Oh, good. Your father doesn't mind it, but- some people do.

jonathan-keeny-crane-suggestions

You can’t help it, man. Don’t stress bout it. Waylon’s one of my best pals.

Yeah I’m married to Dick, what about it, Boomer?

why are you so surprised by Roy being Eddie's son?

Maybe the fact that that’s Green Arrow’s boy???

Was*

Did,, Did you think I was related to GA or somethin???

ROY??? SON???

You have a son?

I have several actually.

My youngest Elliot, who's only a baby, he was born this year. Duke, who's adopted, Batman is his other parent and then my oldest Roy aka Arsenal. He used to work along side that bitch Green Arrow.

Oh! I hope I'll be able to meet them, some time.

You can meet Roy and Elliot! Roy's back! And Elliot is a baby so he can't go anywhere

I wish I could introduce you to Becky and Aaron- I'm excited to meet yours!

@arsenal-suggestion Roy! Say hi to Kirk!

Oh shit oh fuck oh god

Hey, Roy! I would've been human if I knew you were coming, hah. Sorry if my bat-head throws you off.