mew mew motherfrickers

my name is nepeta and this is jackass. no m!a

[john-gaybert-deactivated2014041]

buy me cute underwear and ill let you see me in them

[arsenickitties]

:33< i'm back!

[arsenickitties]

[[,,,]]

[arsenickitties]

:33< i'm up!

:33< how's everyone doing???

[arsenickitties]

:33< i think i'm going to go sl33p for a few hours

:33< please message me with pawlux updates

:33< i'm really worried fur him..

[marverdebluefish-deactivated201]

arsenickitties started following you

aNOTHER NEPETA„,

wOW„, hI

[arsenickitties]

:33< hi tavros!

[thedoomtrout]

heeLp mE

[arsenickitties]

sollux???

[thedoomtrout]

Negative, ma’am. This is an automated message response virtual intelligence designed by my creator, Sollux Captor.

May I take a message?

[arsenickitties]

can you give me sollux’s coordinates??

[thedoomtrout]

I am afraid that is beyond my permission to do in these circumstances.

However if this is an emergency call, I may direct you to his moirail, Nepeta Leijon.

[arsenickitties]

could you please? pretty purrlease?

shit.

[ectobitchology]

i’m alright, too, thanks :)

what’re you up to?

[arsenickitties]

:33< ac is panicking a little bit

:33< a friend of ac's was talking about 'it hurting' everywhere and then disappeared and she doesn't know if they were liveblogging anal penetration for the first time or if it's something more.

:33< what about mew?

[arsenickitties]

:33< ac goes by the name nepeta leijon, john!

[ectobitchology]

it’s very nice to meet you, nepeta!

how are you doing?

[arsenickitties]

:33< ac is doing okay

:33< how about you, john?

[arsenickitties]

:33< i will be here fur emergency hugs due to f33ls

:33< i don’t have a meowrail though..

[the-summoner]

tHAT’S OKAY i DON’T EITHER,

sOMETHING SNUGGLY AND A CUP OF TEA OR JUST BEING MENTALLY PREPARED TO HAVE EMOTIONS SHOULD DO JUST FINE,

i APPRECIATE HAVING HUG BACKUP, hEHE,

[arsenickitties]

:33< h33h33

:33< i'll watch it later

:33< get myself some hot cocoa and a fort!

:33< a blanket fort!

[arsenickitties]

:33< ac clasps her hands together thoughtfully

:33< hello! *she says*

:33< who purr mew?

[ectobitchology]

i’m john! john egbert!

and you are?

[arsenickitties]

:33< ac goes by the name nepeta leijon, john!

[thedoomtrout]

heeLp mE

[arsenickitties]

sollux???

[thedoomtrout]

Negative, ma’am. This is an automated message response virtual intelligence designed by my creator, Sollux Captor.

May I take a message?

[arsenickitties]

can you give me sollux's coordinates??

[arsenickitties]

:33< i haven’t s33n the latest episode yet, but i’ve heard it has a lot of f33ls

:33< do you n33d a hug?

[the-summoner]

i MIGHT JUST, fRIEND,

i MIGHT JUST,

fOR NOW i HAVE A SNUGGLEDOGE SO i SHOULD BE OKAY,

i WOULD RATE THE NEW EPISODE AS sms THOUGH, iT SHOULD NOT BE WATCHED WITHOUT STRICT MOIRAIL SUPERVISION, yOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT, 

[arsenickitties]

:33< i will be here fur emergency hugs due to f33ls

:33< i don't have a meowrail though..

[arsenickitties]

:33< hehe!

:33< i know!

:33< are mew a tavros??

[abatedanimus]

nAH,

iM HIS aNCESTOR, 

[arsenickitties]

:33< really???

:33< can mew control animals too??

[thedoomtrout]

heeLp mE

[arsenickitties]

:33< sollux what’s wrong???

:33< look no puns! that’s how serious i am!!

[thedoomtrout]

rng wrng t2 wrng II T2 WRn G

huRt@

[arsenickitties]

sollux?

what is ‘it’?????

WHAT’S HURTING YOU?!?

i can’t even use my quirk right now what are your coordinates how can i get to you

[thedoomtrout]

-THIS IS THE AUTOMATED ANSWERING SYSTEM FOR SOLLUX CAPTOR-

My creator cannot be contacted right now and is physically incapacitated at this time.

Shall I leave a message for him from you?

[arsenickitties]

sollux???

[the-summoner]

tHIS ANIME IS GAYER THAN ME AND dANDY COMBINED, gODAMN,

wHY CAN’T EVERYONE JUST BE FRIEHEHEHEEEENDS,

[arsenickitties]

:33< are you pawking about fr33?

[the-summoner]

i AM INDEED,

i JUST WATCHED THE NEWEST EPISODE AND i AM HAVING A VERY SERIOUS CASE OF THE FEELY CRAMPS,

[arsenickitties]

:33< i haven't s33n the latest episode yet, but i've heard it has a lot of f33ls

:33< do you n33d a hug?

[deterministpalindrome]

ehehehehe damn 2traiight iit ii2.

ah. that

2orry two hear that.

though that doe2 explaiin the boriing part ii’ve heard death get2 old pretty quiickly.

at lea2t you’ve found the iinterent and tumblr though and are awake agaiin and 2hiit. better than nothiing. much better.

[arsenickitties]

:33< it's okay!

:33< i've been dead fur a while now

:33< and it does ://

:33< i'm having fun talking to you!