Coffee Mugs And Quilt Squares

Pack a bag, kids. We’re going on a tangent!

[arsenickool-aidforever]

Lady Arcadia the Sacred Shoelace

Divine Noodle, Curator of Vibes

First of Her Name, Keeper of the Warm Rock, Devourer of Pinkies, Bracelet of the Chosen Wrist

(Who let me name a snake while listening to Sleep Token?)

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[christmasxmas]

[rt0no]

[foolfortune]

[srsfunny]

Goodluck Pikachu

[baruyon]

Necromancer and her assistant. 

[artchivary]

It's getting colder here

[Depicted: American Goldfinch, Northern Cardinal, Mourning Dove]

Inspired by my favourite cardinal pic ever:

[academic-vampire]

𝔠𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔫 𝔯𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔰 & 𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

Moods ~

[arsenickool-aidforever]

I just really like Carpenter Stars okay? I did have to seam rip the first quadrant apart because I didn’t follow my pattern, but hey, we got here eventually.

Almost feels like a waste of my Stained Glass fabric (wanted to make a cathedral window pattern), but she’s cute.

She’s giving Christmas Eve Midnight Mass.

[slayer-barbie]

Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[sunhealings]

A dream is a wish your heart makes

[golden-autumn]

[yaoiblackmold]

Pope Leo’s personal trainer reveals shock at learning client became next pontiff | CNN

An Italian personal trainer has spoken of his shock after learning his client for two years had been elected to lead the world’s 1.4 billion

Oh my god

[joyflameball]

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[elodieunderglass]

American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again

[elodieunderglass]

Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders

[beggars-opera]

#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.

[thememedaddy]

[ilfigliodellamargi]