I LOVE BEING A TRANSGENDER FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY TRANSGENDER FAMILY IN THE WORLD AND TO ALL MY FAGGOTY FREAKS WHO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOVE BEING A TRANSGENDER FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL MY TRANSGENDER FAMILY IN THE WORLD AND TO ALL MY FAGGOTY FREAKS WHO KEEP IT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally my dad
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
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SEND HELP (2026) dir. Sam Raimi
I got a book rec off of Tumblr yesterday, I borrowed the ebook and read it, finishing this afternoon. I closed the ebook and the first thing that popped up on my tablet was that same Tumblr post telling me to read the book.
I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings
It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.
if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king
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still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great
imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast
this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal
back in highschool, our cross country team would always run by the canals. which is also where the coyotes lived, and had their pups. so we would occasionally get “escorted” by a guard coyote that was trying to protect a litter.
if you have not been escorted by a coyote, its a pretty silly experience. they follow behind you, but at a respectable distance, occasionally doing weird bark-yip-yodels. unless you slow down. then they continuously do their bark-yip-yodels, as a reminder that you should not linger near their babies. very chatty critters, coyotes. they always left our fastest guy alone because he’d toss the last inch of his mid run gas station hotdogs their way
there are such wonders in this world for those with the eyes to see them.
“You’ve got to be joking, surely.”
“Nope,” the blacksmith shakes his head. “Nothing but battle mages around here, and I’m the only artificer in forty miles.”
The traveller tugs on her grimy hair in frustration. “You don’t sell potions or amulets or sigils?”
“Wouldn’t know how to make ‘em,” he shrugs, looking at her with some concern. She looks in desperate need of a meal and a good night’s sleep.
“This place is spoken of as a bastion of magic! A font of innovation and power!”
“Well, I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I’ve got more magic in here than one person could possibly need. Provided you need it forged into a blade,” he replies.
It’s getting rather hard not to take her dismissal personally. He would never have expected someone like her not to value the crafting of magical weaponry; he has never seen anyone look more like a sellsword.
“You have nothing else?” she presses and this time there is desperation at the edge of her voice.
“Sorry…”
All the light seems to leave her eyes. Her head drops and the blacksmith can just make out a frantic stream of muttered words.
“Two months on the road,” she breathes, “dragging him from pillar to post as he wastes away, and there’s not a drop of healing magic in this damned place—”
“Heyday! I never said that!” he protests, urgently stepping forward. “You came here with someone in need of healing?”
Her eyes dart instantly up to his. “Yes. My— My charge. He is affected by some curse or illness… Something my skill could not protect him from.”
“Well, that’s where you’re wrong,” the blacksmith grins. He looks at her, sizing up the width of her shoulders. “Know how to handle a broadsword?”
“Of course I do.”
He takes one from its case, the flawless blade almost black, the glint of the steel almost warm as he offers it to her.
“You take that out to your young man and swing it thrice above his head and see if he doesn’t perk right up. Best healing blade I’ve ever forged. And when you’re done, you can both join the family for dinner and a chat. Seems like you could do with some information about the kind of battle mages we raise around here.”
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i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny
i found it
Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.
OH EM GEE‼️‼️‼️
yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless
THIS IS SO EXCITING MORE EMILY WILDE MOREEEEEEEE
take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours
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