being a person is fucking weird

|| samus || 29 || gale in a hamster wheel providing my brain with electricity <3

[arsenicstrudel]

14 tickets to the barbie movie please :3

[porunareff]

sketches by Araki

[arsenicstrudel]

where are all the hot dads that can teach me how 2 drive stick???

[arsenicstrudel]

being emotional and emotionally detached is confusing and i hate myself

[arsenicstrudel]

whatever. went on another jog and my ass is looking juicy💅🏻

[arsenicstrudel]

being emotional and emotionally detached is confusing and i hate myself

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[mistress-light]

Dark Souls III • (dev. From Software 2016)

[classychassy]

Disney California Adventure | ig: @ClassyChassy_ 

[arsenicstrudel]

strudel yelling @ me while im preparing her food like an upper middle to upper class person who yells @ service workers and i just have to be like im sorry maam, this is only a 3 star dining establishment what did u expect

[arsenicstrudel]

strudel used to be the most victorian orphan ass cat but i spoiled her into a straight up diva

[arsenicstrudel]

also, yes, strudel is an upper class citizen she has a rolls royce

[arsenicstrudel]

strudel yelling @ me while im preparing her food like an upper middle to upper class person who yells @ service workers and i just have to be like im sorry maam, this is only a 3 star dining establishment what did u expect

[arsenicstrudel]

strudel used to be the most victorian orphan ass cat but i spoiled her into a straight up diva

[arsenicstrudel]

strudel yelling @ me while im preparing her food like an upper middle to upper class person who yells @ service workers and i just have to be like im sorry maam, this is only a 3 star dining establishment what did u expect

[arsenicstrudel]

i am just a human bean.

[arsenicstrudel]

@staff if ur going to put ads on my blog at least make them pink so they match ok?💅🏻

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[arsenicstrudel]

no one understands how bad i want them to bring back balloon

[arsenicstrudel]

when i was like 8 or 9 yrs old my father got irrationally upset over something i did and crushed my tamagotchi in his vise right in front of me and this is my villain origin story

[otter11]

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