Esmé Squalor

"I'm Esmé Gigi Genevieve Squalor, The City's 6th most important finacial advisor and even though I am unbelievably wealthy, you may call me Esmé..... I'll learn your names later ~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~ What is this Blog?? Fan fic? a little RP?? general ASOUE shenanigans and an absolute Esmé Squalor trash blog?? probably all of the above!

[fiona-widdershins]

[667darkavenue]

[raygorartshit]

Some people have to be practical over fashionable Esme.

[rocktheholygrail]

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[darling-dearest-dead-inside]

Lemony Snicket: Count Olaf was ugly and terrible.

Esmé, Kit, Olivia, Georgina, Josephine, Sir, Jacques, Fernald, literally everyone else: man he hot

[sadsniiicketsquad]

      Eslaf edits ,  i have no life  ,  intended for headers ( non-stretch ) but whatever  ˊˎ-

[capricciosso]

[raygorartshit]

I’ve been thinking about how Aunt Josephine said they all used to hang out at the beach together (I really want a VFD beach episode)

[tarmairons]

Esmé Squalor + tvtropes

[albertvictoria-art]

Esmé Squalor’s Various Finery Disguises from “A Series of Unfortunate Events” (Part II).

[”The Slippery Slope”, “The Grim Grotto” and “The Penultimate Peril”]

[uniej]

[clqrkkent]

count olaf Looks in season 2

[tarmairons]

endless esmé appreciation [58/?]

[susiephone]

[bodhilukes]

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

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