[paprika]

[iwontallowit]

[hotboyproblems]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[dulect]

*house phone rings*

Me: no

[chessys]

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

[dulect]

me: *on my period*

me: sometimes u gotta bleed to know that ur alive and have a soul

[teathattast]

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[baladevii]

I can’t fake interest. If I don’t fuck with you, I don’t fuck with you.

[wastingmyonlylife]

I can fake it for about a week. Then I start coming in late constantly and not speaking to anyone and eventually quit

[dulect]

me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*

also me: I'm keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.

[africant]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

[taakoposting-deactivated2019091]

Im just fucking sitting…. keep scrolling

[paprika]

[paprika]

when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message

[roseoilz]

jumping cats by daniel gebhart de koekkoek

[theluars-blog]

[seklie-deactivated20200918]

baby need snack

[unflatteringcatselfies]