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cat i need to know do you like ariana grande?

I don’t really listen to her music beyond like top 40 hits but I always tune in when she hosts SNL :) so I guess I like her as a person more than I engage w her as a musician if that makes sense

Papa ive been down a rabbit hole of people decorating their homes. Im currently obsessively researching tiles and tile colours ect ... i like the idea of coloured grout and contrasting coloured tile but also irredescent tile and tile patterns and those tiles that have raised images of frogs and stuff on them.. there are so many different types its so hard to choose yet theres such little choice because so many are so ugly. I need a colour that doesnt exist yet..

Im usually very sure of the things i want especially in my imaginary house but it seems like such a big commitment to put them in... my imaginary house 😭😭

What tiles do you like papa, like how would you decorate your bathroom, porch or kitchen (floors or walls)

I love white tiles with images hand painted onto them— like fruits in a kitchen or little sea creatures in a bathroom. I also loooove glass block tiles in a shower or replacing a window

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818738980063494145/just-reposted-some-stuff-for-the-first-time-on-my

I just checked my notifications and I got a follower but he just sad thoughts 😭 tbh it’s on me bc I did repost some bc #real like?

💔💔💔

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818738980063494145/just-reposted-some-stuff-for-the-first-time-on-my

Such a lie bc I think ur cool

woah…

anyone watching this roland garros men’s final

Just reposted some stuff for the first time on my main and I feel so exposed like wait nobody look I need to build up a cool account 😭

This is tumblr dot com don’t worry no one is cool

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818614032411066368/httpswwwtumblrcomartdcnaldson818612995422863

wait i lwk did that to but instead of audio porn i though this smut blog was a coworker because they had the same name and same age AND lived in the same city. honestly i still don’t fully know that it wasn’t her but she posted david superman smut and my coworker hated davids superman so like it probably wasn’t but there was just so many coincidences like damn

sometimes I’m like what if my coworkers have me on here

I don't even have a job or money or savings but the apartment i really wanted was just sold today 😭

I was hoping she'd wait for meee

This is me with this late 80s condo that hasn’t been touched near me… like please wait a few years 😭😭😭

just got back to my hometown and went for an eye appointment and my nurse was the first girl i ever kissed (coincidentally also my first ever kiss period). i'm sitting here flustered as hell bc a ton of memories came back as we're acting super friendly and casual bc we haven't seen each other in years but obviously neither of us is going to bring that up so it's like talking to a stranger? but like i KNOW her? and she brought me to my first ever party and made sure i got to bed safe and pet my hair when i was going to sleep???? and now it's just small talk and i feel so odd

Omg that’s so wild

everyone's fears are really real but sometimes i have porn fantasies that i'll run into an audio porn creator irl and recognize their voice and it'll become a romcom 😭😭

This gave me flashbacks to my mortal enemy audioporn creator

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818614883007561728/i-used-to-follow-my-photography-teacher-on

omgggg i have a similar story where my art teacher made a sculpture out of his public hair😭

why do men????

Oh!

https://x.com/polyesterhag/status/2062942969016037452?s=46&t=ObDTLBcBINsPWaofDKbC2Q now why would they point that out...

LCJSKCKSKD it’s just mike getting his licks in

I used to follow my photography teacher on instagram and he started posting pics of himself naked (for an art piece) i ended up unfollowing him eventually. Not cus of the noodz but because his art was kinda ass and i was sick of seeing it. Hes a good person though i wish i got to spend more time with him. Definitely wasnt expecting to see his nearly 60 yr old ass crack almost deep in the cavernous crevices and balls hanging loose out on instagram though..

BALLS OUT???

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818614032411066368/httpswwwtumblrcomartdcnaldson818612995422863

😭 no bc I always think what would I do if I saw someone ik then my brain is like oh ok perfect think of ur family having sex rn 😁 now I have to go do something so that doesn’t stick with me rn😭

noooo that's the worst

https://www.tumblr.com/artdcnaldson/818612995422863360/omg-cat-i-have-to-tell-someone-bc-this-is-insane

Felt like a weirdo jn trying to analyze the vids but then I pressed some part of the account and it said the account was from the UK and I think him using a vpn is extra so ig that means it’s not him between that the age and him having a gf but wow does this random guy look scary similar

That was so short lived 😭 my ocd will probably still find a way to bring this up and how it could possibly be him 💀🫩

this happened to me convincing myself that an audioporn I listened to was my coworker and how I was a bad person for hearing it

the video is truly #yikes but on top of that those zig and zag girls might’ve inadvertently spilled some tea on the east of eden release date because it says in the video description it will come out in october 🙃

oh!!

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