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OFF CAMPUS 1.06 "The Breakaway"

ALLIE HAYES AND HANNAH WELLS OFF CAMPUS (2026-)

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It is surprising how much page time soap gets in This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me.

#book review #this kingdom will not kill me #it’s about the cones (soap)#ilona andrews #I mean I can’t blame her I’d miss soap too

Maggie (learning how to use a dagger from Ramond): wow, I’d always thought dagger wielding, throat clutching scenes with a dark handsome knight were so hot but there is nothing hot about this… this is terrifying and traumatizing and—

Me (witnessing Ramond talk her through it):

#book review #this kingdom will not kill me #maggie the undying #ramond vi everard #ilona andrews #sorry honey but you’re not thinking clearly #my lobster is too buttery

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#this got me good

Maggie, girl, you don't have to be this strong.

#book review #this kingdom will not kill me #maggie the undying #ilona andrews #tfw your boyfriend/husband is evil yet gentle #this book is really cooking with gas now #Ramond vi Everard

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.09 🩸🍷

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This scene fucked me up

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I don't mean this to be as crass as it is... but dearest authors of all mediums... you don't need to come up with your own pet names or slang for the clit in your spicy scenes. All it does is prevent me from following you on your horny journey.

#spicy writing #spicy books #just a thought #if that's what gets you going i suppose that's just fine #ick me

Why am I SO into Iron Gold the second go around?

Darrow just did his big oopsie then skidaddled and I am locked tf in like I don’t know what happens (endless pain).

#book review #iron gold #red rising #pierce brown the things you have done with your brain #it scares me