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Allow me to introduce what I lovingly call the Jar AU

It's an extremely cracky AU inspired by the deep need to put Cloud in a jar and keep him there. The details aren't very clear yet but the idea is during their time in the Science Basement, Zack and Cloud + their gear was shrunken to jar size whereafter events played out pretty similarly to canon. Also, putting Cloud in the Jar was Aerith's initiative, before that, I think Tifa just let him run free

#i got a bunch of silly comics saved up but i think a lot of them need a little cleaning up #and yes this is just cuteness aggression taking on new forms #but for now he gets to enjoy his blue materia #Jar AU #cloud strife #ffvii

behold my horrible boy

#and to no ones surprise tomodachi life cannot probounce danish words #at all #ffvii #cloud strife #i can feel the need to torture him brewing again ;)

making my losing streak work for me 🌹✨

#im so sorry to the ff7 people in my askbox also :’) i appreciate them im just currently back in the hsr mines. ff7 brain will without a #doubt reappear #im back on my bullshit baby #got any argentis out there just sitting and collecting dust? donate them to me. i’ll take good care of them #please sir. argenti will happen soon trust me. trust in me <- delusional #honkai star rail #argenti hsr #boothill #the dahlia hsr

thank you 3.6 bartholos for the devour button

#im back in the hsr brainrot and feelin’ good #honkai star rail #ashveil hsr #my shitpost

charming puppets

#his army is ready #cloud strife #ffvii #sephiroth

what if cloud was a bullet in a gun.

clullet

#unironically awesome to find my people #thank you #dont worry about how he ended up there #he needed a fresh environment #jar au #ffvii #cloud strife #vincent valentine #ask

Zack is cooler.

#why is he like this why what is wrong with him can i trap him somewhere #ffvii #sephiroth #cloud strife #zack fair

Tsengtist and his Reeth

#just imagine a reeth wreath. haunting no?#ffvii #tseng of the turks #rufus shinra #my shitpost #bodyhorror #it feels wrong to not include that..

rufus ball

#isnt he just awful #at what point does this bevome body horror..#ffvii #rufus shinra #my shitpost

crushing bait

#he was reduced… to a shape #late happy new year. today i bring: sephiroth torturing once again #i was gonna strap cloud to a rocket but inspiration struck. hopefully another time #cloud strife #ffvii #sephiroth

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trapped in a chocolate. he may never move again

my very cool, very skilled friend @kleeper123 made this crochet cloud. he’s perfect chocolate size. perfect jar size. truly the gnoudling is amongst us

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even more awkward stance

#ffvii #cloud strife

trapped in a chocolate. he may never move again

my very cool, very skilled friend @kleeper123 made this crochet cloud. he’s perfect chocolate size. perfect jar size. truly the gnoudling is amongst us

#he will likely appear again.. be warned #ffvii #cloud strife #jar au