#my shitpost

[iforgiveyouprime]

Hey guys, I'm alive, I just had a lot of problems with my damned phone and my fucking electricity

[23leafclover]

somebody come get ur dispatcher bruh 🤦‍♂️

[artfurbet]

i’m sorry but this was genuinely the only thing on my mind while watching la la land 2016

[godsworstson]

he was the best guy arouuuund!!

what about all the people he murdered?

what murdaaaaa??

[mpregisiconic]

i've seen all of the despicable me + minion movies. that's my lore. that's my villain origin story. that's why i am the way i am.

[mpregisiconic]

whoever made no boil lasagna noodles, i need to suck you off right now

[cereal-bunny]

[gilgil-machine]

As soon as I saw it I knew I had to do it🤭