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axolotine

concrete is just gargoyle milk

unfuckablebogtroll

frickedo

Sleeping Prince & Devoted Attendant | Phaidei Greek AU? P1

amygdalae

mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending

reallycoolsoup

What would you do with non mutuals? Cause speedrunners are always killing me for my crystal scythe before doing my quest

amygdalae

Well now that I know you have a crystal scythe I'm definitely killing you for your crystal scythe

hysteric-boy

Shoving my knee between your legs and telling you to get yourself off. I’m not helping you, I’m not moving it for you. You can’t do it yourself or I’m leaving you with no release.

aiden-morse

“If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.”

deeptalkswithmonica

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

bucketofdeltav

STRONGLY recommend jerking off a stainless steel spoon or just getting one of those gimmicky stainless steel ‘soap’ bars rather than using your expensive and hard to replace plumbing hardware - the stainless steel does get the stinky sulfur compounds off your hands, yes, but they have to go somewhere, and where they go is onto the steel. And stainless steel is not actually corrosion proof if you keep putting sulfur compounds on it frequently long term!

- local friendly chemist with considerable experience in What Things Can Eat What Grades of Stainless Steel (for spacecraft purposes mainly; don’t rub copper chloride on your taps either).

frankiesdead

force masc but with another alt tboy 👀👀👀👀👀👀

muttlure

Wanna be thrown over a shoulder like a sack of feed. Wanna bite the wrist holding me down. Wanna get called 'boy' in that voice that means I won’t be walking straight after.

isuggestforcemasc

All of you get to be boys for the rest of your life. As a treat

blanklystaringatwalls

It is not mutilation nor murder, you are sculpting your clay and carving your marble

punished-bylove

tboy tummy hair save me... save me tboy tummy hair

grayzze

Whoever invented forcemasc I hope both sides of your pillow are always cold and that everything good ever happens to you

xristian-rose

Collect shitty knives and used lighters. Carry one of each in your pocket, they’ll come in handy. Straight up who’s gonna stop you now? Pick up a balisong and learn some tricks, it’ll be so sick when you can show them to someone you really like later. Same with zippos, play around and see if you can flick it in a unique way, and make it muscle memory. Throw your keys and some useful shit on a carabiner and put it on your belt. Wallet chains too, you can’t deny how sick they are. Fuck, hop on a skateboard, the impact of the ground becomes cathartic when you remember what it’s all for. Listen to lots of music and develop lots of opinions on it, before you know it you’ll have a back catalogue of shit to talk to people about, and then you’ll suddenly be someone who has sick recommendations. You can also just be a bit of a hooligan, climb shit, jump on it, have so much visible, mischievous fun that it’s contagious. Wear really shitty smudgy makeup and OWN it, it’s so hot. Shoulder check your pals and smile at them cheekily, make special handshakes with them, doesn’t matter if you have “your boys”, play with whoever is near, don’t wait til it’s perfect and the time is right

You can just start doing stuff whenever you want