kingmaker time

mallow, 22, she/they/it hiiii! this is my sideblog focused on The Kingmaker Histories! also maybe other podcasts, but right now i’m very, very obsessed. i draw sometimes! main is @g00sefeather (not active there tho) My Art

[artifeast]

My inbox is open for art requests related to The Kingmaker Histories btw! I might not get around to it, but still, suggestions are welcome!

[kingmakerpod]

We just reached $3000, which is HALFWAY to fully funded on our season 4 fundraiser- so, as promised, here are Ariadne and Eisen's grimoires as blank notebooks. (They're also available as phone cases!)

The next reward is the in-character Q&A- the Killjam Q&A episodes are nearly done and as soon as those are released, we'll be posting the question form for the Kingmaker one! So, keep your eyes peeled!

[kingmakerpod]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

Come join us this Wednesday evening /Thursday morning where we play some trivia games, raise a few more dollars towards season 4, and hopefully experience absolutely 0 setbacks.

Happily we can definitively report it will NOT be hosted from a hotel this year!

[kingmakerpod]

13 HOURS TO GO

[jupitersparx]

EISEN

and while i’m here here’s my playlist for him :D

shirtless drawing under cut ⬇️ (if the cut actually works which it may not. if it doesn’t pretend i didn’t mention a cut please heart emoji)

[ID: four artworks of Eisen Iyer from The Kingmaker Histories. Drawing 1 depicts him as a teenager in the militia, wearing a uniform that is too big for him and nervously holding his wrench. On either side of him is written the first verse of Trebuchet’ by Cricket!, in all caps.

Drawing 2 is another drawing of Eisen as a teenager, this time in college. He is leaning back in his chair with his feet on his desk, grinning at the camera and raising his drink. He has heavy bags under his eyes, and his clothes are still slightly too big for him.

Drawing 3 is him as an adult - age 48 - in a modern au, sitting at a coffee shop, talking to someone offscreen and looking cheerful. He is holding a pink starbucks frappuccino with rainbow sprinkles, and is wearing slightly alternative but masculine clothing, including a tight t-shirt with a wall of text about getting lockjaw from doing graveyard shifts at the dicksucking factory written on it.

Drawing 4 is of Eisen shirtless, leaning on his cane and frowning in frustration as he tries to light the cigarette in his mouth using one hand using artifice magic. End ID]

@venusski

[acidtheater]

YAY YIPPPE THERE THEY ARE

I have a couple more drawings I want to do with them, but I needed some basic practice first

[spinkville]

episode 32: telesphore learns the word “eepy” and won’t stop pissing eisen off by slipping it into every sentence for a whole day.

[acidtheater]

When zoning out of family drama and someone confesses there's a hostage in the house

[jupitersparx]

i don’t think i ever properly posted it so behold: my sickass kingmaker histories bracelet ive been wearing every day for like 2 months 🔥🔥🔥

[spinkville]

you’d better not be old man meet-cute when i get there!

me:

[spinkville]

is that a sandwich in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[spinkville]

guyssss ehehehe

[countcrackulaartblog]

Stfu Leonid the girls are talking 🗣.

[clarifiedbutterfly]

doing some EXTREMELY important advertising at this convention rn

[kd-heart]

Iyer, Winterlich & Co. went on a little adventure.

[artifeast]

kingmaker kitties <3 <3 <3

[clarifiedbutterfly]

headcanon that in kingmaker, valorians use neighbour as an adjective in the same way tumblr users use the word shrimp. neighbour colours, neighbour emotions, etc. meaning transcendant of the human experience

[clarifiedbutterfly]

obligatory modern uni dormmates au for kingmaker but it's artifeast as that one tiktok that's like "KAYLEE. KAYLEE. KAYLEE. IT STINKS IN HERE GIRL. NO YOU NEED TO STOP. KAYLEE. KAYLEE. KAYLEE" because telesphore can't stop making gourmet meals in his and eisen's dorm. and it's enemies to lovers

[cannibalmukbang]

the funny thing about this post is it could work both ways because I also feel like Eisen would constantly be soldering metal and spraying fixatives and shit in the living room.

[cannibalmukbang]

#imagining eisen being like “well the prick's always frying onions at fuck all in the night”#before working on a project with minimal safety on the floor bc the adhd hit too far away from the engineering lab#its ok its not dangerous though bc he's a genius#artifeast#eisen iyer#telesphore winterlich#the kingmaker histories

THESE TAGS ARE INCREDIBLE.