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sorry for like falling off the face of the earth btw i was planning on doing lots of cedric horny posting but then i realized im not actually attracted to him i just Heavily Relate To Him and then my hyperfixation Shifted bc TOTK came out

so uhh sorryyyy

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Did I miss something or was it never explained why Cedric became the royal sorcerer and not Cordelia?

Cordelia is Cedric's older sister. If the royal sorcerer lineage runs anything like that of the royal family, why was Cedric--the younger sibling--made the royal sorcerer of Enchancia and not Cordelia?

On top of that, even if it does go that the boys are the next in line, Cedric was still known for being a "bungler", so why wasn't something done to prevent him from becoming part of the royal staff?

Cedric is literally the best, but Cordelia--with the knowledge the kingdom had before 'Through the Looking-Back Glass'--would have been a much better candidate for being the royal sorcerer.

Please tell me if I missed something, I honestly may have. I'm just really curious if it was ever explained.

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i honestly assumed that she straight up didnt want to

we know that she lives in a castle and is presumably a single mother, and like MAYBE the baby was a scandal but id like to think that wasnt a big deal

but like we have no idea what her relationship was like with their parents? we never see them interact. we could pretty easily assume that she was The Favorite in her and Cedric's sibling dynamic, but we kind of never see it? and she has this attitude of "no no, let me take care of that, you couldn't possibly"

because Cedric is a scapegoat but he does garner a lot of attention for it. he's "that terrible sorcerer from enchancia" but Cordi is just kinda. there. being perfect. and extremely independent

which has led me to various headcannons of her having been neglected and being kinda Over her family? she loves her daughter and her daughter loves Cedric but Cordi's so bitter towards him and Doesn't talk about her parents and Lives Far Away and Never Visits

i like to think that she was expected to inherit the role and Fucking Bailed. like "no father, no mother, im gonna have this kid and do independent sorcery far away from u and your bullshit, enjoy obsessing over your greatest failure like you always do im out ✌🏻"

like if aunt tilly can do it so can she

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u see a post thats like 'adults should be allowed to have interests! its okay if adults enjoy media thats not intended for them!' and its like oh yeah. my best friend loves gundam and im a huge pokemon fan and my boyfriend watches bluey when hes stressed out. thats totally normal i agree. and then u go and check their blog for context and its. someone shipping a 40 year old man with the child disney princess main character of sophia the first