Royal by Design

An alternate of geminiDoomed, this Captor became tyrian, to save his friend, and their empire. All art made for or by this blog, please do not copy or redistribute

[artificialroyalty]

agedcheddar​:

Aye? Well, can’t let down th sovereign. 5 minute warning, m'liege

You are an imperial treasure.

[artificialroyalty]

agedcheddar​:

What occasion are ye at? Might make a nice change, ta be laughin =]

Meetings, when is it ever anything else? II think even after II’m dead and gone they will prop me up to do more meetings

[agedcheddar]

‘ll be sure ta cite th’ soup Highblood as precedent for Ye corpse. =D

Tis a useful one? Happy ta swoop by and nuisance Ye out, iffen tis wasteful

[artificialroyalty]

IIt isn't useful at all and II hate it actually, you would be extremely welcome to barge in

[newtonpermetersquare]

Hypotheses

[artificialroyalty]

agedcheddar​:

What occasion are ye at? Might make a nice change, ta be laughin =]

Meetings, when is it ever anything else? II think even after II'm dead and gone they will prop me up to do more meetings

[artificialroyalty]

agedcheddar​:

Aye, ’m thinkin ‘tis not my best look

Better ways ta be sweet abound ;]

Terrible, don’t wink at me you’re making me snicker and everyone is looking at me

[artificialroyalty]

@agedcheddar Is there something you would like to tell me about your biting habits?

[agedcheddar]

><><:)

Tha’s meant ta be eyebrow wagglin

[artificialroyalty]

You are ridiculous, and that mostly looks like you have a candy sitting on your head.

[artificialroyalty]

@agedcheddar Is there something you would like to tell me about your biting habits?

[amusedmuralist]

slides in here for five headcanons about the imperial sparks AU))

There’s a whole weird cult that believes that Sparks has a secret moirail because he’s pretty good at not being terrible. Some of this cult believes that it’s grand. 

Pthii is going to be important, and probably takes up a position in government? Helping de-helm and also pointing out where the Signless’s followers are getting things wrong. 

Once Pthii had to stop Sparks from killing a roomful of trolls that believed that whole “Pthiioniic turned in the others and that’s why he had that position up at Condy’s side, he was a traitor and deserves to be killed” 

That was Handmaid spread propaganda, the church couldn’t be allowed to get too close to what Signless actually said. She remembers, and she thinks it’s funny, a little. 

I would LOVE to see Imp try and Fast Learn the history of the universe he’s definitely from. Yup. 

[artificialroyalty]

((hilarious and good???))

[slyrup-deactivated20210322]

artificialroyalty‌:

II am! II’m the emperor of this Alternia. II don’t know is decreasing the disparity between castes devilish to you?

Your majesty.

No, except for the high blood that will see their privileges disappear.

Since I’m not one thought, I think it is a good thing that you do.

[artificialroyalty]

They certainly do complain about it enough. You don't have to call me that, II'd prefer it if you didn't, really. II get that enough offline.

[artificialroyalty]

agedcheddar‌:

’Ll not tell iffen ye won’t. =]

Asbolutely terrible.

[artificialroyalty]

amusedmuralist‌:

ARE NOT ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WE BY FATE AND CHOICE ORDAINED?

II’m going to need more coffee if we’re going to get philosophical 

[slyrup-deactivated20210322]

artificialroyalty‌:

II’ve been compared to a devil before. With or without the quirk is fine. Greetings, Rose.

Deserved or undeserved, is the question.

I always wonder if the II is due to the quirk or not, so I prefered to ask.

Also my usual filters are out of battery so I basically don’t think before typing.

So you’re a troll ruler ?

[artificialroyalty]

II am! II'm the emperor of this Alternia. II don't know is decreasing the disparity between castes devilish to you?

[artificialroyalty]

The merchant’s guild still hasn’t forgiven me for haulting all commercial traffic while II was seizing power.

[manumittedmuralist]

AND THAT WILL DOUBT

[artificialroyalty]

II’m really pretty sure they haven’t

[manumittedmuralist]

*and My own self doubts they will

[artificialroyalty]

II'm doomed.

[artificialroyalty]

@ethicalbluescreen II see you’ve followed me as well. Greetings. II am His IImperial Artiifex, you may call me IImp.

[agedcheddar]

Can ’ call ye impish.

[artificialroyalty]

Listen II’m trying to get along with my alt here and he has dibs on ‘Arty’ and ‘Fex’

[agedcheddar]

’M guessing ye’d not take kindly to “Fish” from Artificial neither.

[artificialroyalty]

This is regicide

[artificialroyalty]

@ethicalbluescreen II see you’ve followed me as well. Greetings. II am His IImperial Artiifex, you may call me IImp.

[slyrup-deactivated20210322]

Imp or IImp ?

Are you a servant of the devil, then ?

Oh right hi I’m Rose.

[artificialroyalty]

II've been compared to a devil before. With or without the quirk is fine. Greetings, Rose.

[artificialroyalty]

The merchant’s guild still hasn’t forgiven me for haulting all commercial traffic while II was seizing power.

[manumittedmuralist]

AND THAT WILL DOUBT

[artificialroyalty]

II'm really pretty sure they haven't

[artificialroyalty]

@ethicalbluescreen II see you’ve followed me as well. Greetings. II am His IImperial Artiifex, you may call me IImp.

[agedcheddar]

Can ’ call ye impish.

[artificialroyalty]

Listen II'm trying to get along with my alt here and he has dibs on 'Arty' and 'Fex'