welcoem..

I reblog some funnies. I say a few. I'm also kind of a furry. I'm so sorry. (She/Her I think)

[lizdinks]

this shit parasocial as fuck lol bye

[kkujo]

i just saw someone describe a disabled person as "someone with beautiful abilities" i cannot do this anymore

[kkujo]

god can we stop softening the term "disabled". disabled isn't a dirty word. it's not "special abilities" or "differently abled" or whatever the fuck you want to call it. people have disabilities that cause life to be hard and there's nothing wrong with acknowledging that?? it feels so invalidating when people are like "ohh you're not disabled!!! you have special abilities!!" like. omg a) it feels so infantilizing. b) by saying that you're basically saying our struggles aren't real...? some conditions are disabling. it's not hard to understand?? like there is NOTHING wrong with being disabled & using the word disabled. it's not offensive it's not a dirty word can we take the shame out of it pls oh my god. this goes for physical & non physical disabilities btw

[radiofreederry]

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

[lizdinks]

FURRIES HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES BUT YOU PEOPLE AREN'T READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION YET, HUH. JUST MAKE A FUCKING FURSONA GOD DAMN

[lizdinks]

I'm gonna be sick

[campyvillain]

passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up

[squeakitties]

look at this . fucking . snack mix party favor(?) my parents got from a golf outing. there’s like 20 different snacks in this 1.5oz baggie

[lizdinks]

never would have expected that a 1.5oz bag could give me sensory overload

[lizdinks]

I can't believe there's people out there who are normal and neurotypical. I have zero idea what it could possibly be like to have no autisms, no concept of gender dysphoria, no fursona, doesn't need to take a 10 minute smoke break between every step of a 20 minute task...I will never trust these people with anything I have such disdain for people who are like "Oh boy, what a good meal I just prepared! Time to do the dishes!" And will do any household task without thinking "maybe i should get into substance abuse"

[mintakablue]

Visit Original Link

i don’t think anyone has realized how bad of an experience this would be sonically so i put this together for y'all

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

tao can measure exact cup sizes by feel alone

[lizdinks]

me when im blatantly lying to myself

[smellpelt]

so so important

[aestheticcluttercore]

A Fair Return

A comic I made for the ShortBox Patreon in 2021! So so proud of this one. You can see my other work HERE

[kaccvcate]

my bassist and I are both unemployed and kickin it here in the magical land of south Mississippi

[freelancedumbass]

[incompletepuppets]

joddle

[lizdinks]

joddle

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[scottjate]

This is so important

[lizdinks]

trying to have sex with my girlfriend but the two gay old guys from the muppets keep verbally berating me for my poor performance by making crass yet undeniably clever remarks and laughing like ohohohoho

[terribleturtle12]

[carameldere]