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❛ If I win, I'm a 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙮. If I lose then I'm 𝙢𝙖𝙙. That's the way 𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣. ❜

[artimus]

babysits​ // :

       His eyes snap from the photos to the stranger,      an uncomfortable look crossing Steve’s features as memories of the demogorgon hit him like a freight train.      He fidgets,        chews the inside of his lower lip as he refuses to look back at the photos.          ❛❛   What’s that supposed to be?   ❞      Better to play stupid…      Maybe the guy will give up,     leave Hawkins and its tainted history behind…      He’d be safer that way.

          A rather dramatic sigh escapes his lungs,  the boy moving to pull the photos back into the inside pockets of his freshly pressed suit.   He’d much rather not look for information on the creatures himself,  but it’s looking like he’ll have to if he wants answers.   If you looked closely,  there may have been an eye roll in response.   Artemis wasn’t fooled.   “  Right.  Well,  if you won’t help me,  I’ll look for someone who will.  ”

[artimus]

     sorry for being a little quiet here,  I’ve been focussed on my multi blog lately.

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[artimus]

babysits​ // :

      Steve purses his lips,      almost pouting as he pulls the chocolate scoop on a cone away from the stranger.      He shrugs,       licking it,      expression impassive.         ❛❛    Like… Scoops Ahoy related?    ❜❜       He scratches his head,       looking a bit confused.       He takes a moment to think,      then he perks up,      gesturing to the floor with his cone.         ❛❛    We had a kid trip and dump his float everywhere last week.    ❜❜

              Annoyance flashed across his features,  face contorting ever so slightly in response to the lack of cooperation.    If Butler were here,  he’d have answers in minutes.    “  No,  I’m not talking about some kid who can’t walk straight.  ”    A long sigh was drawn from his lungs,  reaching towards a pocket on the inside of his suit jacket,  dropping pictures of strange creatures on the countertop.

[artimus]

     I think this halloween I’m gonna bring back my dani dennison blog.

[artimus]

       I’m not saying I will but this was a fun to make.

[artimus]

      as much as i would love artemis to be a regular old kid in st ,  he wouldn’t be ...  I can see two one outcome for his verse.   he probably catches information about what goes on in hawkins and wants to manipulate investigate everything.

[lonelywoodland]

photo by neekaisweird

[artimus]

              “  Fascinating.  ”   Vibrations in his throat emanating a hum as a hint of curiosity flashed in blue eyes.   “  How do you do that ? Hover technology ?  ”   // @vagasbonds​

[artimus]

       ‘   Artemis said,  “ I don’t like lollipops. ”   It was a woefully inadequate response, and Artemis was instantly appalled with himself.  Pathetic really. I don’t like lollipops.  No self respecting criminal mastermind would be caught dead using the word lollipops.   He really would have to put together a database of witty responses for occasions such a this.   ’

                                                                      𝘽𝙊𝙊𝙆 𝘽𝘼𝙎𝙀𝘿   𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜 𝙵𝚘𝚠𝚕.     retold by 𝘙𝘦𝘭.

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     ❛❛   YEAH, IT’S ME, DON’T CREAM YOUR PANTS.   ❞    

INDIE. PRIV. SEL. STEVE HARRINGTON FROM STRANGER THINGS BY LYN ©

[artimus]

     also one thing i’ve remembered during my rereading is that he genuinely felt bad for kidnapping holly.  at his first encounter after knocking her out,  he compared her to juliet or his mother and felt a slight tinge of guilt,  only to replace it with his cold “business” attitude.   

[artimus]

    alright that’s enough being salty at the movie.  let’s dive further into artemis’ personality shall we ?     long story short,  he’s an asshole.  a child prodigy,  and he has the IQ to prove it.   He isn’t just simply an asshole for the sake of it,  he genuinely does know a hell of a lot more than most adults do,  and uses this to his advantage.  he’s arrogant,  for sure,  and very exploitative.    he would rather die than admit friendship to most people except butler himself,  who he’s been known to call ‘old friend’ later in the series.  the reason for this exception is that butler has been with artemis since birth,  essentially the longest friend he’s ever had.    once he has more adventures with holly,  she worms her way into his very very small circle of friends.

    he has the mind and functioning and understanding of an adult,  yet still maintains the childlike beliefs, wonder, and even mannerisms for his age.  it’s very easy for most people,  even readers of the book,  to forget artemis’ age.  he really is only 12 years old in the first book.

    This boy is an absolute, underrated wonder.   he may be cold at times, calculating, and an asshole,  but he’s kind of an enjoyable asshole,  if that makes any sense.

     I think an important thing to remember is his high IQ has made it difficult for him to make friends his own age and socialize on ‘normal’ standards,  but he was also raised in a family of criminals,  and his father was described in the books as someone who talked to artemis like a business partner,  and not a son.

[qu33rr1t4bl3]

movie artemis fowl: the power of friendship will save the world :)

book artemis fowl:

[rayghosts]

my BIGGEST complaint with the artemis fowl movie is that they made artemis SENIOR the ADULT discover the people when literally the whole point of the book series was that artemis JUNIOR was the only person who could have discovered them since he was young enough to still believe in magic and smart enough to prove it

[artimus]

       I would not put it past artemis to correct people’s grammar mistakes.   he already corrects their calculations and calls them out on their bluffs.  boy is irritating as fuck.

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