arti limb by limb

thing. pathetic BUT sexy

[10kheadlessmen]

I adore trans harry headcanons so much but I have to wonder. did he forget what being transgender is in these hcs. does he think EVERY guy has a pussy. or is he post-phallo/meta & has utterly no idea he is not cis. there is untapped potential here I feel

[spunchthegoblin]

ENCYLOPEDIA - Most men have two testicles, you are male so you likely also have two testicles.

HALF LIGHT - You should check, just to be sure.

Openly check how many balls you have

[INTERFACING - Formidable] - Subtly check how many balls you have

"Hey Kim, do I seem like a guy that would have two perfectly average testicles?"

No. I'm normal. (discard thought)

[INTERFACING - Success] - You pad around for a bit while no one is looking and... nothing. You are completely flat down there. You have no balls.

DRAMA - He speaks truly, sire. You have no balls to speak of.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Holy shit. What the Fuck.

LOGIC - Don't freak out, there must be a logical explanation for this.

[LOGIC - Impossible] - Come up with an explanation

"KIM WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY BALLS"

Break down crying

[LOGIC - Failure] - You have been neutered.

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[blackiepi]

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[amvipod]

playing ultrakill and projecting my failures onto a literal war machine

dying and then immediately checking the enemy entry / motion sickness / smiling friends reference / close-ups

[txttletale]

the beast below is a very silly episode of television. in real life if a whale was constantly being tortured to power the UK then people wouldnt have to erase their memories every 5 years to cope. in fact one of the election buttons would be "torture the whale even more" and 40% of the british voting public would show up to press it without fail and if someone came along and explained that you dont need to torture the whale for it to help they'd still keep pressing the torture the whale button "just to piss off the lefties"

[kaoward]

Messmer the Baller

[finns-gay-thoughts]

hi can we cuddle. i miss your face. hi can we cuddle. i like feeling your skin on mine. i like you. can we cuddle. can we cuddle can we cuddle can we cuddle can we c

[thetruthisinthenoise]

In light of recent events

[nyancrimew]

[cryptotheism]

Oh yeah. Yk how elden ring int spells is using your raw willpower and knowledge of the laws of astral fate as a medium to glitch physics? and faith spells use your conviction in the gods as a medium to warp reality by sheer force of worship? Yk what Arcane uses? Your body.

The dragon communion seal isn't made of runes. It's made of blood. It's why poison and bleed and anything involving death all scale with arcane. You are using your body the same way a cleric uses a seal, and a sorcerer uses a glintstone staff. It's why all the dragon communion spells scale with arcane. Youre using the dragon hearts in your tummy.

[artioutthewindow]

to add to this, it’s interesting how the only forced changes to your tarnished’s body come from arcane sources (aside from the frenzied flame). Following Mohg makes your eyes blood-red, and too much dragon communion turns them yellow and reptilian.

dragon communion incantations also all temporarily transform a body part or limb in some way! the body being the medium is very literal there

[himecommunism]

SORRY, TREEHEADS

BUT ORDER WILL BE FAR AWAY

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: The Greedy Souper

[slaughtersafe]

in my doodle style…

[adonischildsupportcase]

[rain-rome]

this greatly undermines my concept for the next tony hawk pro skater

[hbmmaster]

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a romance language: wow this transcends language

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in a germanic language: this language cannot be real

english speakers on the internet recognizing cognates in an english-based creole or pidgin: [racism]

[hbmmaster]

the reputations Scots and Dutch have as being "English but funny" are somewhat Problematic but usually well-meaning, and only sometimes are representative of a more general xenophobic attitude. every post on the anglo internet showing examples of Naija (Nigerian Pidgin/Creole) text is doomed to have the worst comments and replies of all time

[txttletale]

starting an elite paramilitary black ops group who sneak into the homes of authors and cut one to three zeroes off any number of years given in a fantasy or sci-fi novel

[txttletale]

"this important historical event in my fantasy world happend 10,000 years ago" like fuck it did you lying asshole. you know what 10,000 years ago looks like to Us? the fuckin start of the neolithic period! hjow many important historical events from then are we all still worried about dipshit?

[txttletale]

see no hate to you tumblr user s-ock-s but this is like a perfect example of the phenomenon i'm being sarky about which is that people really badly underestimate how long big lenghts of time are in terms of human history:

ea nasir was only 3,800 years ago. which is still a fucklong time but it is small peanuts compared to 10,000 years ago! something that happened 10,000 years ago is nearly three times past from ea-nasir than ea-nasir is from us. 10,000 years is a very, very very long time (on the timescale of human history--for a rock, it's nothing. but i'm not comlaining about geological worldbuilding here)

[artioutthewindow]

TRUE BUT counterexamples i like

when it implies a sort of terrifying stagnancy like in Dune

when it compliments the ridiculous scale of basically everything in Tsutomu Nihei’s BLAME!

basically just anytime it fits into the dramatic theming or serves the plot in some way other than “ohhhghh look at my big years Boy”