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Sound activated light glasses. The best 3 dollars I’ve spent all week.

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

elpiething

I feel like this needs to be Seussified.

I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.

themightytej

butterflyinthewell

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv

Perfection.

sleek-siren

I love it

neptunize-deactivated20190728

why u should join my glasses hate club

cons of glasses: •ears hurt •smudge on vision •hot drink makes fogged up •rain splat on glass •"just clean them" •squares on nose when u take them off •see the edge of the lens •adjust adjust adjust •fingerprint •take them off and world is fuzz •"wow you are so blind!!“ •forget them weird places

pros: •see things •????

bigbardafree

being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

jadelyn

I feel like neurotypical ppl tend to underestimate MI ppls level of self-awareness abt our disorders. Like, believe you me, I am well aware that my brain is a rampant shitshow. That doesn’t mean I can make it stop doing shit though.

pearl-likes-pi

ROSE QUAAAAAAARRRRRTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Enhanced™ Jasper faces graciously drawn by my friend @l-a-l-o-u god bless

emerypens

She’s so talented

me at the store: do i want some snacks? nah it's ok

me at home: past me was a fucking dumbass

dirtyratchet

when u at the beach

thesacredchalass

Oh look they posted the full, uncropped version of the Buttcracker, Sweet on FB (x)

and the first comment I saw was, Will you two just fuck already lmao

yourplayersaidwhat

hey no problem, easy mistake

dm: you see an orc sitting at a camp fire

me: i sneak up on it *rolls 1*

dm: you trip over an unseen banjo, the orc turns around and says: “hey! i see you!”

me: “no you don’t” *nat 20 bluff*

dm: the orc looks embarrassed and says sheepishly “oh, my bad, sorry to bother you”

sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d

@graveyardghoul

cookiekappa

i’m just…going to leave these here

kylo-the-emo-king

When someone tracks sand into your house:

weloveshortvideos

African serval Tag playing on couch

defilerwyrm

is this the cup song

yungterra-blog

“We need you to draw Naruto for the Naruto 10th Anniversary.”

Hirohiko Araki: Aight

Hirohiko Araki: Okay so far so good… Just gotta make sure I don’t–

Hirohiko Araki: Fuck it lmao

sixpenceee

This cake was under so much pressure that it crystalized into this beautiful amethyst. Or did it? The work of cake-master Rachel, of Intricate Icings, this geode cake is made completely out of edible sugar for the First Look Events at Moss Denver.

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