SEKIRO - Dark Soulsā Son Sentence Starters 1
A Sekiro gameplay that feels like an abridged series, originally namedĀ āO Filho JaponĆŖs de Dark Souls - Sekiroā is a popular video by the brazilian youtuber Bruninho, mostly known as Kakaxe Rataque. Small note: I used the terms āgirlfriendā andĀ āboyfriendā, but in the original they were implied to be lovers that doesnāt see each other. Thereās a lot of swearing here.Ā Translated and adapted, grammatical errors are intentional, feel free to change anything!
Itās been a while since the last time I saw you.
I am a very hardcore __, so Iāll get this done very quickly.
Go away, no one called/invited you.
You always treat me so badly.
I must say that the history behind ___ is very interesting.
Do you have cornflakes?
Okay Iāll take it.
Now that you know the story, we can play Sucrilhos, no I meant, Sukita, Suspiro, Suzuki.
Aham, I accept the terms of use that I totally had read!
Letās leave the subs in _(language)_ because not everyone is fluent like me.
AL RĆITE, te buqui is on te teibo.
Iāll leave the dubs in Japanese, everything itās more exciting with japanese dub.
Look how beautiful is this place.
Itās a nice place to make a movie and have a sword fight.
Ouch Ouch Ouch My belly.
Oh shit, the bathroom aināt here.
Can I sharpen my blade in your throat?
Let me _(do something)_, _(name)_ would let me!
Thatās a nice argument you have.
Hehehehe, you are screwed!
I hope that it was the last arrow or Iāll be screwed too.
Repeat what you said about my girlfriend, you asshole!
I just said that _(name)_ dates other three samurais, thatās all!
You donāt understand, she is different from the others!
Your kingdom ends now!
Look at the size of this guyās hair, he must be the Samurai Rapunzel!
Listen here, Iāll adopt you and youāll become a samurai.
But I already have a family.
I am your family.
The guy is already grown up, this milk is really strong!
Fuck, look at the size of this guyās hand!
If I get hit by __, I'm gonna be unconscious for three days!
When he __, he was already old, now he is older, he is a double elder!
After years of training, you are finally ready, fox-boy, take the cloak.
You will be the greatest boyfriend that this world ever saw.
Shinobi, here is the market tabloid.
Now imagine if it was the bomb paper from Naruto.
Man what a hangover...
I knew I shouldnāt have drank that Rice Flavored _(cheap drink)_.
Dawn you, console players.
I just wanted to buy some __ but now I have to start a samurai adventure.
I hate when _(occasion)_ happens.















