Sherlock Holmes

The name’s Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street.

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Hello.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Sherlock Holmes, the one and only. With my keen intellect, sharp observation skills, and just a touch of sociopathic charm, I've made a name for myself as the world's only Consulting Detective. Alongside my ever-patient husband, Dr. John Watson @johnhwatsonblog , I've solved some of London's most baffling cases, leaving no stone unturned and no mystery unsolved.

Whether it's dismantling the intricate web of a criminal mastermind, deciphering cryptic messages hidden in plain sight, or simply engaging in a battle of wits for the thrill of it, I'm here to share my insights, theories, and perhaps a touch of my infamous arrogance along the way.

So, should you require my expertise or simply fancy a stimulating conversation, feel free to send a message my way.

SH

(John made me write this. As if I would need to be introduced.)

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

And to you.

SH

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Are you jelous that people in the internet (me) are foaming rabidly over your husband?

'Foaming rabidly'? Perhaps you should see a doctor.

NOT JOHN, THOUGH!

SH

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I mean onlyfans in the 2010s was like what patreon is now, so I wouldn’t be surprised if John had one. He needs to split the earnings with you though.

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How come you're so oblivious about so many things but you know perfectly well what Only Fans is?

Do I?

SH

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Marvelous

Where did you get those?

SH

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Oh for Christ’s sake! What are my legs doing on the internet?!

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Do I need to ask Mycroft to identify whoever is responsible and put a stop to it permanently?

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Yes!!

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Wait- perhaps not.

God knows what he’ll do or what he’ll find…

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‘What he'll find' is a rather curious choice of words. Is there something you're not telling me, John?

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Well?

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Your husband is so lucky… IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME 😭💥💥💥💥

Have you actually met me? I’m grumpy, I leave mugs everywhere, and apparently I snore….

Also, are those explosions? Why are there explosions?

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I am very lucky, indeed. And no, those weren't explosions. They were controlled detonations. Entirely different thing.

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Marvelous

Where did you get those?

SH

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Oh for Christ’s sake! What are my legs doing on the internet?!

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Do I need to ask Mycroft to identify whoever is responsible and put a stop to it permanently?

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Yes!!

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Wait- perhaps not.

God knows what he’ll do or what he’ll find…

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‘What he'll find' is a rather curious choice of words. Is there something you're not telling me, John?

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… Please don’t tell me you just texted your brother about deleting my “naked pictures on the internet”?

You somehow look even more tense now.

S

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Sherlock, he offered to delete my “OnlyFans account”!!

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But you don't have an OnlyFans account.

Right?

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… Please don’t tell me you just texted your brother about deleting my “naked pictures on the internet”?

You somehow look even more tense now.

S

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Doing alright, good doctor? Mr. Holmes said on his blog that you two got involved with a case for the last 4-5 days, so I'm wondering how you two are holding up.

Look, sorry. Just... sorry, yeah? Things have been completely mental lately, and I do feel bloody awful for dropping off the grid like this. But thank you, really, for checking in. It means a lot.

As for the blog... god, if I ever get a spare second (which, let's be honest, is a massive joke at this point) I will write it up. I promise. It was a proper mind-blower, this one. Just give me a bit of time to sort through the notes. And, you know... breathe.

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Relax, John. You're as tense as a violin string.

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Marvelous

Where did you get those?

SH

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Oh for Christ’s sake! What are my legs doing on the internet?!

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Do I need to ask Mycroft to identify whoever is responsible and put a stop to it permanently?

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My little sister is really interested in old folklore at the moment, and when I showed her a photo of you in the papers the other day she wouldn't stop squealing about how your big coat makes you look like a Selkie. I think she meant it as a compliment. :)

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Do you want to read the fanfic I wrote about Moriarty? :3

Why would I be interested in that?

SH

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Hello Mr. Holmes! Im quite the fan! I wanted to say I look up to you very much so. You are quite the inspiration to me. Have a lovely day/night!

Thank you. That is very kind of you to say. Do you aspire to become a detective?

SH

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Mr. Holmes. Did you buy the Leica for John as a gift? I don't think John splurged on it.

No. It belonged to John long before I came along. A gift from Clara, his sister's ex-wife.

SH

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Do you still use drugs?

No. Unless you count John as a drug.

SH